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Jam Session Hunger

To say that my favorite part of the It Might Get Loud Blu-ray is the trailer for Soul Power is no insult to Loud, but rather, an indication of my love for Power and the DVD/Blu coming in mid-January.

I'm not an instrumentalist at all, much less a guitarist (I gave up at age 6), but I had a good time with this meeting of the maestros. They all start out cautious, but let their hunger show and tuck in to a really pulse-quickening jam session between stories. I don't dislike Jack White nearly as much as many of my friends seem to, but I still had a better time overall listening to the stories from The Edge and Jimmy Page. The same people who are interested in this title as guitarists themselves should not settle for anything less than the DTS-HD Master audio on the Blu-ray. I'd love to see Davis Guggenheim or a talented director like him make a four-hour doc in this style about legendary cinematographers. If I had my pick, I'd go with Guillermo Navarro (who shot Loud), Vittorio Storaro, & Roger Deakins right off the bat, and round it out with Vilmos Zsigmond and...Steven Soderbergh maybe? The half hour or so of deleted scenes are where it's at on the extras. More anecdotes and jamming are a good thing indeed. The 40-minute press conference from the Toronto Film Fest is a great learning tool for new and aspiring journalists and bloggers who want to know how to not act like an idiot when asking questions to talent. I didn't have the time to listen to the commentary track that features Guggenheim and producers Leslie Chilcott and Thomas Tull. There's a "movieIQ" trivia track that I didn't bother to switch on before watching the movie. Be aware that it requires BD-Live.
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Discs of 2009: Blu Controversy & Fiascos

The past year has seen more people than ever moving to Blu-ray, and a greater quantity of titles hitting the format than ever before. With that multi-fold increase in volume, the various "growing pains" that have touched the format throughout the year aren't surprising. I've been keeping track, but I easily could have missed something. If you pick up on something I didn't, feel free to drop a line (the name of this column at gmail).

This is not an accurate translation of the words that Eli the vampire is saying.
Let the Right One In: How Do You Say "Re-Translation" in Swedish? For some godawful reason, Magnolia/Magnet decided to use a different English subtitle track for the US home video release of this genre smash-hit. I'm guessing it had something to do with saving money by not paying the original translator. After some considerable controversy and outrage from fans, Magnet refused to issue a recall, but did state that future pressings of the DVD and Blu-ray would feature the "Theatrical" track and you would know it's a "new pressing" disc by this listing on the back cover. Word has filtered around that DVDs have started appearing in stores with the original subs, but nothing on the Blu-ray front. It's a shame, since the transfer is absolutely delicious.

Acid wash video.
The French Connection: The Transfer from Beyond Hell Jeff has just today re-posted his righteous takedown of this aberration by director William Friedkin. "It's a scandal, it's a outrage" to be sure. This was the greatest travesty of the year, the decade, or the history of home video: "I'm especially proud of is the slapdown I gave to director William Friedkin and his "high-contrasty, snow-grained, color-bleeding, verging-on-monochrome" Blu-ray of The French Connection that came out last February. "This Blu-ray disc was, no exaggeration, the most offensive act of corporately-sanctioned vandalism to happen to a classic film in motion-picture history, and I'm thinking it can't hurt to give Friedkin another couple of lashes for completion's sake, just to put the cap on and to make double sure no one ever tries something like this again." From your keyboard to the Movie Godz's ears, Jeff.

Ghostbusters: Grain Busted I've yet to look at this disc myself, but the early word from press was perpetuated as enthusiasts ordered and received their copies. The transfer improves as the movie progresses, but it starts out especially grainy and muddy from all reports. Complaints frequently claimed DVD editions looked better in comparison.

US Terminator 2 Blu-ray screenshot from the always-wonderful DVD Beaver.
Terminator 2 (US) vs. Terminator 2 (Europe): Codec Title Fight When you look at these transfers side by side, they look noticeably different, but not because one was restored or remastered and the other wasn't. The difference is in the software compression used to squeeze the movie onto a Blu-ray. Most US discs are compressed using similar techniques, but not all European ones are, so even though both look good, each appears to have different "major plusses" that the other doesn't, whether it comes to contrast, color, or motion blur.

Gladiator screenshot from the always-wonderful DVD Beaver.
Gladiator: The Battle of Two Masters When multiple rights holders are involved, you never know who is providing the transfer for a given release. The Extended Cut portions were properly mastered for HD in 2005, but not the Theatrical Cut. Colors are off in the Theatrical parts, and the resolution doesn't match the Extended bits to the point that anyone with an HD monitor could notice the difference. This was an unfortunate stain on Paramount's new Sapphire Series, which debuted with this and Braveheart. It also coincided with the point when they temporarily stopped sending advance review copies of everything from new release to catalog, and many speculated that Paramount had "something to hide". In this one case (and the one below), that may have been the case, but not so with the vast majority of their 2009 titles. I can't in good conscience recommend this title. The only reason I buckled and bought it was the sale price ($10) and the good-as-free $10 rebate coupon inside for existing DVD owners.

Star Trek (The Original Motion Picture Collection): The Wrath of DNR Wrath of Khan looks better than ever, as does The Search for Spock, but The Motion Picture has some moments of obvious image fuzziness from Digital Noise Reduction. Would the average viewer notice? No, I don't think so. The latter three films all look amazing. Screenshots a-plenty went all over message boards across the net, but they made it look much worse than it really is. If I watched these things with a $10k HD projector, I'd probably go cry on a bag of money and get over it.

Dr. Strangelove screenshot from the always-wonderful DVD Beaver.
Dr. Strangelove: Or, How to Rewrite the History of Aspect Ratios Jeff decried this release (which I've yet to touch) due to his read of excessive grain in the image and more offensively, a 1.66:1 aspect ratio instead of the original aspect ratio of "Academy" 1.33:1. Others report lovely picture quality and don't seem to care that it's not in Kubrick's intended OAR. It's astounding to me that aspect ratio fidelity is still an issue in this day and age. Did we learn nothing from DVD?

Criterion The Third Man screenshot from the always-wonderful DVD Beaver.
Graingate: The War on Grain Whether talking about Criterion's The Third Man, Sony's Dr. Strangelove, or various other black & white titles, Jeff has waged a war against "Grain Monks" in 2009. The two "camps seem to be made up of people who love the additional grain as a more "accurate" presentation, and those who want it all scrubbed out, a la Lowry Digital's work on various Disney animated classics. The danger of being anti-grain is you end up being accused of defending the horror show that is Fox's Patton Blu-ray transfer and the weird-looking Sunset Boulevard DVD. What we need is moderation (not outright radicalism), which I think both ends of the argument agree on. I'm going to get myself in trouble for here admitting that whereas I am not an entrenched Monk, I do disagree with him on his read of the Third Man transfer. I can't defend what Jeff saw on his display, but I can disagree as to who is to blame for his experience and that of others. I'm not alone in defending Third Man, but I am trying to come at it from a more reasonable stance than those treating him like an unknowledgeable jerk (which he's absolutely not). None of us are the bad guy. As usual, the consumer is the one getting screwed over. The enemy is not one side or the other, but HDTV and blu player manufacturers who didn't standardize any sort of auto-equalizer for different types of content. There are newer sets that do this auto-calibration, like the HG10 series, but the feature should be industry-wide. You really have to be an obsessive tinkerer with some sort of formalized training in HD monitor calibration to get good separate presets for everything from B&W to Technicolor to modern content. As we see more B&W titles hit Blu-ray, we'll inevitably continue to have a lot to argue about in this regard.

Universal's Blu-ray Flippers: Anger Faster Than Lightning The late in the year announcement that Universal is reviving their "DVD on one side, HD disc on the other" format was instantaneously met with disgust from all sides. One of the positives to Blu-ray is the thicker disc coating that prevents against scratching. That's only going to help the Blu-ray side of these little monsters. Goodbye disc art, hello Scratchland. Other studios are just issuing Combo Packs that include a separate DVD edition of the movie. Universal is...doing their own thing. Sneaky Canadian "Eh" HD Canadian DVD & Blu-ray distributor Alliance has been releasing all sorts of movies not yet available on Blu in the States. Titles run the gamut from recent releases to catalog classics like A Hard Day's Night. The problem is, they release them at 720i, 720p, 1080i, and basically resolution other than "True HD" 1080p. All these titles appear in search results when an oblivious American browses Amazon.com for "[movie title] + blu-ray". Thankfully, lots of their titles have been de-listed from Amazon in the last couple of months. BD-Live: The Stillborn The "internet connectivity" feature of Blu-ray is nothing close to a killer app. It's more of a "killed app" thanks to insanely long load times, a lack of implementation, or buggy first attempts to make it work. On top of that, tons of new Blu-ray owners don't even have net-connectable or connected players. The live chat screening with McG for Terminator Salvation was a hilarious good time, only enhanced by how often people got kicked off the connection. Studios need to bump up the speed of served content and really make home video a couch-based "happening" for any of this stuff to matter. Discs of the Year is a look back at the year in disc releases and trends, from the best to the worst.
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Disc Wanted: The Seven-Per-Cent Solution (1976)

Is there hope that the new SherlockNRolla Holmes movie could bring this decidedly non-canon 1976 Holmes movie back into print on DVD?

Status: Out Of Print (DVD released by Universal in 1998) Based on the apocryphal 1974 novel by Nicholas Meyer (later the writer-director-savior of the Star Trek franchise), The Seven-Per-Cent Solution was made just two years after the publication of the book. The film adapts the story of Dr. Watson (Robert Duvall) staging an intervention for the drug-addled and crazed Sherlock Holmes (Nicol Williamson). The Holmes canon is turned on its ear when we find out that an innocent mathematician named Dr. Moriarty (Laurence Olivier) is only his arch-nemesis in hallucinations and fever dreams. Watson dupes his friend into going to Vienna so that they can seek the assistance of Sigmund Freud (Alan Arkin), their best hope to wrest the demons from Holmes' soul. Joel Gray and Vanessa Redgrave also appear in supporting roles, though Redgrave receives second billing in the credits. A mystery and a villain do eventually emerge, but the movie is best-known for the re-imagining of the character and franchise. The movie strays a good deal more than the book from established canon in details and embellishments, but the plots are more or less the same. I should mention that the movie portrays Holmes as much more of a ladies' man than the book, which is probably the most ill-fitting part of Nicol Williamson's Holmes. Seven-Per-Cent Solution is perfectly enjoyable as a piece of exceptionally high-grade fan fiction. Additionally, it's difficult to dispute the novelty of Duvall as Watson, Olivier as Moriarty, Excalibur's Merlin playing a manic Holmes, and Arkin doing a surprisingly good American-faking-an-accent Freud. This should be reissued, if only to allow the intrigued to witness Duvall's English accent in action. He worked his ass off on it (and it shows), but it's still pretty ridiculous. The Image/MCA/Universal DVD that was issued in 1998 was among the first DVDs produced by Uni, and as a result, it had a low-quality Pan-and-Scan transfer. Don't blame Universal, since no one knew what they were doing at that point. The disc has been out of print as far back as 2002 from what I can gather. I had a copy once upon a time, which I sold at a tidy profit in college. I'd rather be without it than suffer that horrendous transfer. Australian and UK DVDs are available for import, but I'd prefer a properly-mastered US version all the same. Click here to vote on TCM's "TCMdb" website for it to be brought back into print (this time in 16x9 widescreen). As of this writing, it's #274, so pass this story along to friends and let's see how high on the list we can get it. Studios respond to viral buzz more than anything else these days, so a sudden explosion in its ranking can and will make a difference as to its DVD fate. I'm sure some torrenting gluttons will want to tell me that it can be freely downloaded illegally and that no one should feel remorse since it's out of print, but I'm already aware. Everyone should keep in mind that the version available would have to be either a rip of a VHS tape or the atrocious DVD pan and scan transfer that came before. Demand quality by voting with your buzz and dollars. Disc Wanted covers the movies that should be available on disc, but (for whatever reason) are long out of print or have never seen the light of a DVD or Blu-ray laser in the US.
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The Morals Of...All About Steve

You can collect loads of good karma by thanking people for not raping you. Intellectual women aren't so goddamn smart. In a dwindling industry, no one should be expected to copy edit the crossword puzzles. Stalking will lead you to enlightenment. Feed OCD and social anxiety disorders, but starve common sense and self-preservation. You can get a combination of set pieces from Twister and Jurassic Park on screen if you wrap them in a romantic comedy. Exploiting the deaf for comedic effect will never go out of style in Hollywood. Rescued children gain healing powers that eliminate the need for a hospital visit. A side of Katy Mixon goes well with everything. Hell is other people, but worse hell is avoiding the rest of society. The Morals Of... sprang forth fully-formed from the head of a post I made to my Twitter feed.
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Greys in Blu

WB's Gone With the Wind Blu-ray, their second ultra-deluxe collector's edition of the year, is a tremendous achievement in picture and audio quality. The color depth and picture clarity rivals or exceeds my estimation of the outstanding Wizard of Oz set from earlier in the year. I'm far from a devoted fan of the narrative. The history of the production and the cinematography are what I'm head over heels for. All the extras from the previous 4-disc DVD set are carried over so far as I can tell, supplemented by some new bits here and there.

As I've warned before, the Target exclusive "non-velvet-box" version is the movie and none of the extras (save the commentary). If the Velvet Box price tag isn't your thing, then wait for a lower-priced version that does include the disc-based extras. I've included an unboxing video below that gives a look at all the extra bells and whistles included in the box. I've also included an unboxing of the 4-disc DVD Special Edition from a few years ago for comparison. As seen very briefly in the video, the DVD version had a smaller-sized reproduction of the original premiere program, which is found full-sized and unabridged in the Blu-ray box. The most interesting and engaging among the new supplements are 1939: Hollywood's Greatest Year and Gone With the Wind: The Legend Lives On. The "1939" piece is particularly interesting to watch now, 70 years later, when I'm seeing colleagues struggle to squeeze down to a top ten (or twenty, or thirty) list of best movies they saw in 2009. We've seen something of an echo of one of the greatest single years in cinematic exhibition this year in the sheer number of top shelf theatrical releases. The "Legend Lives On" piece was most entertaining in that it addresses how re-releases of GWTW on video and in theaters were arguably among the precursors of the now-infamous DVD double dip. Moviola: The Scarlett O'Hara War, a 1980 TV movie starring Tony Curtis, isn't particularly good, but it fits the theme and is a nice extra bit for completists. It covers the process of casting Scarlett, one of the many epic struggles that occurred during the making of the film. The same MGM: When the Lion Roared 6-hour doc that was included with the Wizard of Oz "deluxe box" set is in there as well. The copious docs and featurettes on the previous set are too numerous for me to bother including here in anything but what would look like a press release bulleted list, so I'll leave that for the curious to find elsewhere on the web. As a whole, the packaging and treatment will be everything that die-hard fans of the novel and movie could dream of, and they'll probably be fine spending $40-plus for it. I don't know why anyone would get the DVD at this point, which Amazon lists at $51.99, a whole $9 more than the Blu-ray at $42.99. This theatrical-quality presentation of Gone With the Wind hit the street back on 11.17, and as much as I hate double dips in concept, this one offers drastically-improved picture and audio at a lower price than the previous DVD edition debuted at five years ago. File this one under "film school in a box".
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496: Paciencia Recompensada (Patience Rewarded)


I looked at the DVD supplements disc for Criterion's Che (19 Jan) late last week. I've since received and gone through advance copies of both Blu-ray discs and the dual commentaries. The long months of delay that it took for this release to see the light of day were due to assembling the majority of the supplemental material. That work was time well-spent, and the wait has been well worth it. Beyond the cut, you'll find Hollywood Elsewhere's early look at what is sure to be one of the most substantive and satisfying Blu-ray releases of 2010. I'm in complete agreement with Jeff's sentiment that Che is a movie that will grow exponentially in esteem over time. In choosing to withhold partisan judgment of its subject, it stands as a unique testament to the power of the cinema in an era full of throwaway junk. I've found, unsurprisingly, that the most dismissive and unsophisticated critical opinions on the movie have come from those who never saw the final version or never saw the movie at all. Yet others have declared war on movies that last more than 100 minutes.

The opening of the essay by critic Amy Taubin included in the accompanying booklet
I have nothing but respect for those who dislike something after having done their work, but the dereliction of duty on this picture was truly stunning to me. The most worthless criticisms of all were issued by otherwise respectable critics and journalists who reviewed their anticipation of public reception rather than their impression of the work itself. Such is the curse of anything tied to Ernesto "Che" Guevara. Criterion's four-weeks hence Blu-ray of Che is a two-disc affair, with each feature (and respective commentary track) on its own disc. Disc 1 also includes the Making "Che" doc, deleted scenes from Part 1, and the trailer. Disc 2 houses "Che" and the Digital Filmmaking Revolution!, deleted scenes for Part 2, interviews with historians and participants about the 26th of July Movement, and vintage doc End of a Revolution (1968). The DVD edition puts all the extras (save feature commentary) on a third platter.


(l.-r., top) title card, Gen. Gary Prado & Bolivian Presidente Barrientos, producer Laura Bickford, (bottom) co-writer Ben van der Veen, Benicio del Toro, co-writer Peter Buchman
Making Che [49:49] This densely-packed documentary shows off what Criterion does best: camp out for the best content and edit adroitly. The segments with producer Laura Bickford, star Benicio del Toro, and writers Peter Buchman & Ben van der Veen cover a lot of anecdotes that have come out in other interviews, from budget shortfalls to camera tech anxiety. They briefly talk about the period when Terrence Malick was attached to the project. The most prominently illuminating and depressing bits come from Steven Soderbergh himself. One of the reasons I admire and respect him as much as I do is that he always shoots from the hip.

For the right-wing howlers who like to blindly accuse Soderbergh of "softening" or "glorifying" El Che, the director makes it explicitly clear that he had no interest in portraying Guevara as anything but the cold, calculating, and decisive man that all of the evidence and stories paint in the same cool shades of grey. Of course, anyone who has seen the movie understands that there is no "hail the conquering hero" story on display here. Soderbergh mentions that a part of him still wishes they'd gone the 10-hour miniseries route. The US government considered Che to be the most dangerous man on the planet by the time of his death, and the director makes an unapologetic Bin Laden comparison here without blinking. The most affecting bits are unvarnished comments from Soderbergh about the state of the cinema. I've transcribed a couple bits that I find particularly relevant: On making Che: "It made me consider the issue of whether movies matter or not anymore...at all. I think there was a period when they did matter, culturally. I don't think they do anymore. So that added to this sense of 'what was the point' of eight years of work when movies have become so...disposable, and don't seem to be...there aren't many opportunities for them to be taken seriously the way they were in the late 60's and 70's here in the United States." "I guess the point of some art is to illuminate. I guess...I just don't see any evidence that it's...happening. [he grimaces] Or, you know, it happens for ten minutes and then, you know...everybody's thinking about where they wanna go eat."

Deleted Scenes Part 1 [15:32] 1. With Sotus' Men 2. Camilo Tells a War Story 3. Prisoners Freed by Fidel 4. Vilo Reassures a Peasant Woman 5. Scouting El Hombrito 6. "The Radio is for News, Not Music" 7. "Frank Pais is Dead" 2 August, 1957 8. Pep Talk After The Battle of El Hombrito 9. The Trial of Lalo Sardinas 10. Victor Bordon Part 2 [5:26] 1. The Lantern 2. Two Sleeping Soldiers 3. Benigno Returns from the Caves 4. End of Thirst One of the greatest delays in the process of releasing this title was in giving Soderbergh the necessary time to edit, color grade, and master these scenes. Both sets of scenes feature optional commentary by the director, who is unafraid to bluntly go over why he chopped what. Most interesting to me were "The Trial of Lalo Sardinas" and "The Radio is for News, Not Music".


Interviews from Cuba Participants [23:07] Historians [11:54] Bickford and Del Toro went to Cuba in July of 2009 to interview various notable figures from the 26th of July Movement. The Acevedo brothers, "Urbano", "Pombo" (Che's bodyguard), and 16-year President of the National Assembly Alarcon appear, among a few others. They offer a series of propaganda-free anecdotes, including bits about how Fidel's revolutionary movement wasn't among the well-known ones until his victory at Moncada.


Che and the Digital Cinema Revolution! [33:19] Only due to visa delays did they end up using the then-prototyped RED cameras, which arrived two days before filming was due to begin. Soderbergh wanted to use them specifically because they're vastly more portable than film-based cameras and are capable of achieving a very film-like look with natural lighting. Artificial light rigs were only used in 6 to 8 scenes in the final film.


This featurette includes interviews with Soderbergh, his crew, and the specialists at RED who helped them make Che possible. A multitude of little fires kept cropping up, from false positives registered by temperature sensors to last-second software updates to managing and backing up hundreds of CompactFlash cards. Aspiring digital filmmakers would be wise to at least Netflix the title for this featurette alone.

The lifeless gaze of Ernesto Guevara
End of a Revolution [25:52] Journalist/producer Brian Moser traveled to Bolivia in 1967 to meet and interview Che, but arrived just after his execution. The opening minutes of this 1968 documentary feature audio recorded during a public display of his remains, with stills to match. Also shown here (and nowhere else I can recall) is the only public trial of Guevara sympathizer Regis Debray (portrayed in Che Part 2 by Marc-Andre Grondin). There's a copious amount of interview time spent with Bolivian President Barrientes, who openly acknowledges that his government executes members of the working classes to make them fall in line and act like good beasts of burden.

my handwritten (and re-written) notes sans the ones on the commentary, which were misplaced between last night and this morning
Commentary by Jon Lee Anderson Author Anderson (Che Guevara: A Revolutionary Life) knows his subject passionately and comprehensively. Most striking is his emphasis on how impersonal (though not inaccurate) he finds the portrayal of Che in the movie. Where the films leave out a great deal (which they'd have needed hours more to tell), Anderson fills in gaps. If anything, when something really crawls up his ass, you get a glimpse of what the "10-hour" version could have covered. I'd consider myself reasonably well-read on Guevara, but Anderson kept throwing things at me I hadn't heard of previously. Anderson's thoughts are thoroughly prepared, but more extemporaneous than rehearsed or scripted. He switches gears on the fly from scene to scene. His commentary is rich with anecdotes from unpublished memoirs and field journals, and rarely is there silence on his part. Among the most pleasant surprises in this set for me were these commentaries, which I consider the most absorbing "expert historian" commentary tracks I've listened to among the many dry, snore-inducing ones out there. His contribution nicely compliments a wholly nutritious and well-rounded set that leaves little to be desired.

Amazon currently has the Blu-ray listed for pre-order at $33.99 and, oddly, doesn't have the DVD version listed at press time.
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Personal Day

I'll share a bit on why I haven't posted anything today sometime in the morning. I was going to get the motor up and running early today, but I needed a day of reflection instead of a day of business-as-usual.
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Potter Platters


Warner Bros. released Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince on Blu-ray last week and simultaneously re-dipped the first two movies in densely-packed Ulitimate Editions. Potter 6 has a lot of family-friendly fluff on it, but there's one particularly interesting piece. The Ultimate boxes thankfully feel like the definitive home video releases of the older films that won't require another dip into peoples' pockets. In the interest of efficiency, I'm going to cover the lot of them in one post. The Ultimate Editions Both of the Ultimate sets feature a hardcover collectable photo book (DVD case dimensions in size) and new extras in addition to all the previous DVD special edition supplemental features in a package that weighs the same as a young cat. On top of that, both the DVD and Blu-ray editions feature the Theatrical and Extended versions of each film. As nice as these are, the only one in the series I'm chomping at the bit for is Prisoner of Azkaban. Both boxes include a Digital Copy of the respective films' theatrical cut.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone New featurettes cover: the original casting search, screen tests, the first days of shooting, Chris Columbus' plans that laid out the cinematic Potter universe, and a retrospective comprised of vintage interviews of the kids that have never before been seen.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets New featurettes cover: established British film stars recounting how and why they came onboard the series, Evanna Lynch (Luna Lovegood)'s screen test with Radcliffe, a look at the various directors on the series' work, and a time-lapsing set of interviews that trace Radcliffe/Grint/Watson over the years. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince The movie itself is much darker than the ones that precede it, but unfortunately, it suffers from being the catalytic lead-in to the final chapter(s) of the cinematic series. The most interesting part of the home video release for me was a nearly hour-long doc on JK Rowling and her process of putting the final book together. J.K. Rowling: A Year in the Life is probably the most time I've spent watching something substantive about her life and process, and it was quite worth it. The Maximum Movie Mode on this title is all mini-featurettes that cover different individual sequences and set pieces for the most part. The additional scenes are just a bit of extra flesh that made the 153-minute feature closer to the dreaded 3 hour mark. There's also a collection of featurettes that are aimed at a rather younger audience that cover such controversial topics as cast members' answers to various common small talk questions and the behind-the-scenes jobs the actors (allegedly) are most interested in actually doing. The "sneak peek" at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (at Universal Studios in Orlando) is a bit of a let-down, since it's mostly people talking about the exhibits and rides. Super-fans will probably love all of the little mini-featurettes, but they bored me. The doc and deleted stuff is where it's at with this title. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and the Ultimate Editions of Sorcerer's Stone & Chamber of Secrets hit DVD & Blu-ray on 12.8. The Blu-ray of Half-Blood Prince is $16.99, while Sorcerer's Stone & Chamber of Secrets are $31.99 in their Ultimate iterations.
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Acronyminator

If I weren't keyed-in to the Terminator franchise, I wouldn't have had a clue what the hell was going on in Terminator Salvation. "HK's" and various other acronyms are thrown around like they mean something to the uninitiated. McG makes the pictures pretty and makes the whole thing look good and smooth, but the movie was dragged down by the "how do you solve a problem like John Connor" conundrum of perpetuating a franchise that has time travel at its center. You can only re-do your continuity so many times before everyone is lost. Having a series mythology timeline as a prominent supplemental feature on your home video release isn't really a good sign.

Amazon has it for $16.99 on Blu-ray. It hit the street back on December 1st.
The Maximum Movie Mode is done over the theatrical cut of the movie rather than McG's preferred director's cut version, which is sort of puzzling. I do really like that for the purpose of picture integrity, they put the two cuts on separate discs. There are a couple of featurettes, one focusing on the Ducati-integrated motorbike Terminators and the other on how they explained themselves into the new movie's story. The movie looks and sounds fantastic on Blu-ray, but it's not going to be as indelible in fans' minds as T3, and boy can people hate on T3 if you give them a chance.
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Boeuf

I've watched Julie & Julia 2.5 times. The public advance screening that press was invited to was plagued by a projection fuck-up. They put on the fourth reel upside down and backwards just as I was going along with the crowd and enjoying it. I watched the Blu-ray as soon as it arrived and then watched it again when my in-laws came into town a couple of weeks ago.

I'm a sucker for movies that involve cooking, and I'm generally too kind and forgiving to them so long as the cooking sequences are utterly pornographic. Even with that aside, I like the movie just fine. As Julie Powell's husband remarks at one point about her Boeuf Bourguignon, I found it a little bland in places, but it went down easily. Meryl Streep and Stanley Tucci are utter heaven, and the duo of Amy Adams and Chris Messina are appropriately mundane and ordinary. I'm glad to see Jane Lynch getting this level of exposure. The juxtaposition of the legend and the admirer, I gather, was just too easy to brush off for the majority of online critics to resist. Whether they engage in the Julie Powell kind of obsessiveness as portrayed in the movie, or are merely accused of it, the relationship here just cut to close, I think. The movie is general audience, non-arthouse frou frou stuff with dashes of committed relationship issues, so that may also play a part. The three half-hour(ish) featurettes (Secret Ingredients, Family & Friends Remember Julia Child, and Julia's Kitchen) are really meaty and substantive. Ingredients is a making-of, Family & Friends has tons of interviews about the French Chef, and Julia's Kitchen is all about the transfer of Mrs. Child's famous kitchen to the Smithsonian. The commentary is very...quiet. There's also a pile of cooking lessons done by Child, Jacques Pepin, Suzanne Goin, and various others. The BD-Live-requiring "movieIQ" feature displays recipes on-screen and allows you to "email them to friends". I just used it grab the recipes. The DVD includes only Secret Ingredients and the commentary track, so if you're buying or renting, go for the Blu-ray.
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Basterds Blew-Raze

My original viewing of Inglourious Basterds was definitely otherwise influenced, but not by the fact that Tarantino and Eli Roth were present. Rather, it was enhanced by the fact that Tim League and the Drafthouse wizards rigged Nazi flags to unfurl along the sides of the theater just at the beginning of the Nation's Pride premiere.

Re-watching the movie cemented the fact that I really enjoy it a great deal all on its own, with or without an audience. Basterds has the chops to be nominated for Best Picture, but regardless of whether it is or not, the movie will be one of the longest-remembered films of 2009 in the decades to come. The Blu-ray Includes two extended scenes (Lunch With Goebbels and La Louisiane card gme) and an alternate version of the Nation's Pride premiere sequence. Also on there is a half-hour roundtable chat with Tarantino, Pitt, and Elvis Mitchell (a favorite interviewer of mine). There's a 4-minute Making of Nation's Pride piece with Roth playing a German propaganda director and Goebbels and his mistress also featured in-character. A quick The Original Inglorious Bastards piece shows off Enzo Castellari and Bo Svenson's cameos and the original trailer for the 1978 Bastards movie. By far my favorite bits were two short chats with the great Rod Taylor. The first (A Conversation with...) is about how Quentin approached Rod to do the movie, but I like the second more. Rod Taylor on Victoria Bitters is great fun in that it begins by talking about the fabled (to me) Aussie beer I've never tasted because it isn't exported. I replayed it twice. A close third was Quentin Tarantino's Camera Angel, where the clapboard girl's various uses for a tons of scenes' alphabetic reference is on display. For example: 34FN, take 2 would be "Fucking Nazis, take 2". Most would need to see it to understand. Also in there are the complete Nation's Pride short (wish it had been feature length), Hi Sallys (where cast say hi to editor Sally Menke when they fuck up a take), and a Poster Gallery Tour with Elvis Mitchell, where he digs into the film history involved in various movie-placement choices Tarantino made. I liked very much that the disc integrated with my phone so that I could download a couple featurettes to it (I don't just die to watch them on the TV). I wish PocketBLU (the app) would just give me all of the featurettes instead of just a couple. Not just as a reviewer, but as a fan of the format, I'd love for whatever portable "Digital Copy" to be identical in content to the disc. This is one of the few BD-Live features I've seen people be excited about, let alone use. Amazon has the Blu-ray on sale for $17.99 ($4 less than the 2-disc DVD that's lacking a pile of extras).
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Kobe and Spike

I regularly watched three sports with my dad growing up: football (soccer), baseball, and especially basketball. Since those were The Days Before Mark Cuban, we didn't really watch the Dallas Mavericks. We were unapologetic, carpetbagging Bulls and Lakers fans. When your home team blows, you don't have many other choices.

Spike Lee's Kobe Doin' Work took me back to my most fondly remembered of those days. The DVD offers three audio options: no commentary (just the game), Censored Commentary (ESPN broadcast version), and Uncensored Commentary. I loved watching a game with Kobe Bryant doing color commentary on the game itself, his style of play, and things that are picked up by the mic that Spike had on him during one of the biggest games of 2007-08. Spike shoots and edits this piece so well that I can easily see non-fans of the sport having a great deal of difficulty getting bored. I'd love to see Spike shoot an NBA Finals in the same way with mics on players and then have them do after-the-fact commentary. This was infinitely more interesting than the average NBA broadcast. The DVD includes an intro from Spike, deleted scenes (4th quarter, press conference), a Bruce Hornsby music video ("Levitate), and a behind-the-scenes piece. The intro and Spike on Kobe's Commentary abruptly cut off, which might have just been a mastering issue with my disc.
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Unforeseen Delays, Shifting Gears

For very good reason, I've been asked to hold what I've got so far on the Che set, since the Blu-ray proofs are on their way. I'll have a full review turned around in very short order. This gives me a chance to instead get through a pile of backdated disc reviews and tuck all the way in to Discs of the Year and HD Guide pieces that I've been chipping away at for a while.
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Isolated Trauma


The average viewer has become accustomed to focusing more on "figuring out the twist" than actually watching the movie. This is thanks to so many films of the last few decades hedging all their bets on one gimmicky little MacGuffin. Thankfully, Scorsese's new film keeps you too busy to get very distracted. It does involve a plot twist, but Shutter Island is much more invested in the series of bends in the road that get you there, and the picture is better for it. The turn itself plays more cathartic than revelatory. The real key is to openly question everything from the beginning. You quickly collect so many conflicting theories that you can't do much other than attempt to solve the mystery at hand along with Leonardo DiCaprio's Edward (Teddy) Daniels. Daniels has been paired with fellow U.S. Marshall Chuck Aule (Mark Ruffalo) to solve the disappearance of a female patient at the Ashcliffe Psychiatric Correctional Facility located on the titular island. Teddy is still overwhelmed by his wife's death and the things that he saw while liberating Dachau during the second World War. He opens the movie with a terrible case of seasickness on the only ferry that goes to and from the island. Upon arrival, Teddy & Chuck are met with terse, confrontational treatment by the facility's staff, from Deputy Warden McPherson (John Carroll Lynch) to facility director Dr. Cawley (Ben Kingsley). Max von Sydow's introduction as Dr. Naehring evokes the sense of foreboding that emanates from the greatest cinematic vampires (pre-Twilight). Michelle Williams plays Teddy's wife in flashback. Emily Mortimer shows a side I've never seen from her. Jackie Earle Haley does a lot with very little time, as does another actor who is not credited. Ted Levine is best known by many in the general populace as the kindly Captain from TV's Monk, and his part as the Warden will show them flashes of Buffalo Bill, his most well-known role among cineastes. If you give him one verbal sparring match, he delivers a title fight. The economy of intensity the whole cast employs is thrilling and refreshing. Going in to very much detail cheapens the mystery and the film. I'll hold off any further praise aside from saying that, had this been a 2009 release, this cast would have been one of the five SAG nominees announced this morning.

In overall execution, Shutter Island maintains a degree of tension and suspense akin to the best films of Alfred Hitchcock. It delves into the human psyche with an overwhelming degree of complexity, made digestible by the tropes of a whodunnit. From within Scorsese's own repetoire, it most reminds me of Cape Fear (for obvious reasons), but much more so of After Hours. It spoils nothing to mention that the movie is chock full of hallucination, misdirection, flashback, conspiracy, and ever-shifting levels of reliability within its protagonist. The sense of restlessness and self-doubt that afflicts Teddy arrests us in the opening minutes and does not diminish. Not only are Teddy's motivation and stability questionable, but we have those same doubts of every character on-screen at one point or another. Scorsese, his cast, editor, and cinematographer really do wonders with an otherwise generic procedural with a twist. Critics and other audience members who declare "I had it figured out from the beginning!" missed the point of what is going on here. I have a strong feeling that hordes of internet critics, bloggers, journalists, and so on will claw each other's eyes out to be the first and loudest to yell "WTF? I am so much smarter than this plot dude, OMG!". Many of these are the same people who are not satisfied by any literary adaptations, whether they've read the book or not. That said, I would advise strongly against watching trailers for Shutter Island or reading the book upon which it is based in advance of seeing the film. Paramount did not push back the release of this movie because it has some glaring quality issues (far from it), but rather, to prevent it from getting the short end of Paramount's awards season focus when they already have a frontrunner on their 2009 slate (Up in the Air). There's no reason to waste a potent wild card when you already have a strong hand. As for its craft and prospects, I can predict without hesitation that Shutter Island is going to kick-start awards season 2010-2011 on February 19th.
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Unexpected Landing

I had my writing and posting schedule all set for today, and then I arrived home yesterday to find an advance check-disc for an upcoming Criterion release in the mailbox. I've already blown through it (only a Supplements disc, no feature/commentary) and am mightily impressed. I'll reveal all in a post full of screenshots and impressions later today. Before then, you can expect my Shutter Island review.
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The 12 Morals Of...BNAT 11

I'm busy working on full coverage in various forms for what I saw at last weekend's BNAT 11. The event was the best programmed from top to bottom of the three I've attended. This will have to do until I can crank out all the individual pieces I've been working on since Sunday evening. I have carefully crafted some bits that spoil nothing, but that BNAT attendees will "get" more so than others.

Faust
Being a young, attractive woman exponentially increases one's likelihood of being date raped through supernatural means. Old men will do anything to screw young girls. The Devil is not to be trusted, in case you didn't get the memo.

The Lovely Bones
Being a young, attractive girl exponentially increases one's likelihood of being raped and murdered. Old men will do anything to screw young girls. A career in hip-hop can lead to playing an accountant in a movie 20 years after said career. Digital effects combined with digital photography show their seams every time.

Girl Crazy
Being a young, attractive woman exponentially increases one's likelihood of being stalked and spied-upon. Being the only woman in a desolate Wyoming college town full of red-blooded men is only slightly abnormal. Breaking into song is good for the soul, as are shameless mugging for the camera and vaudeville schtick. Even such brilliant words as "snerpy" and "diljo" can evaporate from the collective consciousness. Recycling songs and major plot points can result in a more generally memorable musical (Crazy for You).

The Red Shoes
Being a young, attractive woman exponentially increases one's likelihood of having men destroy your life by trying to control you. "It is worse to have to steal than to be stolen from." Great films turn around even those most averse to words like "ballet", "Powell/Pressburger", and "British classic".

Shutter Island
Trust everything and nothing, everyone and no one. The existence of the internet can (threaten to) ruin even the best of things in the world.

Le Magnifique
Being a young, attractive woman exponentially increases one's likelihood of being stalked by creepy, sleazy older men. The most inventive and ahead-of-their-time films will categorically diminish their later imitators after just one viewing.

Micmacs
Revenge is a dish that can be served as a warm souffle.

Frozen
Being a young, attractive woman exponentially increases one's likelihood of being trapped in the wilderness with two men who are not resourceful in any way. In the age of cell phones, not carrying one with you in the wilderness is the most moronic thing you could do. While in the process of freezing to death, a soul-searching conversation can reinvigorate you. Not even a frostbitten [body part] can stop you when you are truly determined (that applies in more than one case here). Being a hero only pays off in comic books and their movie adaptations.

Centipede Horror
Being a young, attractive woman exponentially increases one's likelihood of being raped by centipedes. Enchanted amulets would prevent a lot of bad things if you'd just wear it like you're instructed to!

The Candy Snatchers
Being a a blonde female exponentially increases one's likelihood of being raped. Mistreating your special needs child will only bring unhappiness, misfortune, and hilarity. Don't fuck with special needs kids. Growing a conscience is nullified by raping someone, no matter what else you do after the rape. Women can totally enjoy being raped and act like nothing happened later!

Kick-Ass
Girls with firearm and bladed weapon training stand no chance of ever being raped. A brilliant comic book movie does not require an existing mega-franchise as its basis to be viable. Never, ever fuck with daddy's little girl. Referring to Adam West will always be smiled upon. Shooting your child square in the chest can be endearing.

Avatar
Being a young, attractive female exponentially increases one's likelihood of having their species and planet raped. Imperialism is wrong. 3D glasses do not have to make your head hurt. What goes around comes around. Only in the movies does nature seek revenge.

The Moral Of... sprang forth fully-formed from the head of a post I made to my Twitter feed.

Disc Roundup (Movies) 12.01.09


New Release of the Week A Christmas Tale The Criterion Collection I haven't been able to see this disc yet (though I have watched the movie). I probably won't have a chance until months down the road. I'm handing it release of the week honors due to the extraordinary treatment of a current arthouse film by Criterion. Blu-ray Upgrade of the Week Gimme Shelter The Criterion Collection From my review: "One of the unsung successes of Criterion's catalog Blu-grades has been the startling clarity of the new lossless audio tracks. Even on a substandard audio system (like mine, I must admit), you can effortlessly detect the difference between the "good for a DVD" track full of hiss and the lossless pool of pure sound."

New Release Terminator Salvation (Blu-ray & DVD) Blu exclusives: Maximum Movie Mode, Director's Cut & Theatrical versions Featurettes: The Moto-Terminator, Re-forging the future This movie relies so much on prior knowledge of the franchise that it's a severely mixed bag. I'll get more into it next week. They already did the live director "watch-along" in which McG proclaimed his intent to make two more Terminator movies. He also expounded on the theory of the cinema, saying that in movies, "first there's the sound, and then there's the picture". Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (Blu-ray & DVD) Feature Commentary, 12 Deleted Scenes (including Alternate Ending), 6 Featurettes, Gag Reel, 3 "Monkey" featurettes, DVD version, Digital Copy I was bored out of my mind the first time I watched this. I've come around only slightly due to the "maybe kids will like being literate" hope that also came after watching the first one. Erudition is an endangered species. The Deleted Scenes feature a lot of cut stuff involving Christopher Guest's Ivan the Terrible that I liked a lot more than most of the movie. The Alternate Ending puts in a tag with (not-a-spoiler alert) Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney, and Bill Cobbs that one would assume leads into the all-but-certain third movie. The Monkey featurettes are the most worthy of one's time, in that they take a look at the life of the monkeys in the movie. The in-character featurettes are worthless. I might put the commentary on while cleaning the house at some point. Flame and Citron (DVD only) Ride Around the World (Blu-ray & DVD) This was an IMAX feature. The time crunch of the week and weekend is also pushing a writeup of this to next week. Paper Heart (Blu-ray & DVD)

Catalog New to Blu The Mask of Zorro I unapologetically enjoy this movie very, very much. I've still yet to watch the sequel, because I expect to be let down. The picture and audio quality here are top notch, as can be expected from Sony. Gremlins This was a Target exclusive until now. Secondhand Lions The Green Mile Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels Snatch Catalog The Jazz Singer Disc Roundup (Movies) is posted each week at some point, depending on how many discs there are to get through. Unless otherwise noted, assume that screener copies of titles reviewed were provided by the respective studio.
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99: Sweet Shelter

One of the unsung successes of Criterion's catalog Blu-grades has been the startling clarity of the new lossless audio tracks. Even on a substandard audio system (like mine, I must admit), you can effortlessly detect the difference between the "good for a DVD" track full of hiss and the lossless pool of pure sound.

The picture upgrade is stunning on Gimme Shelter as well, which cements it as one of the few reference-level HD transfers for a vintage, 16mm-shot doc. Whereas there's a big difference in content aside from music as a common general thread, I prefer the quality here to Warner Bros.' Woodstock release a few months ago. All of the extras are the same as the DVD edition: A. Maysles/Zwerin/Stanley Goldstein commentary, Madison Square Garden performances by the Stones, radio excerpts from KSAN's Altamont wrap-up, and an Altamont stills gallery. The original and rerelease trailers are also in there along with a booklet that contains various essays and details on the restoration.
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March on Criterion

Criterion has just officially announced their March slate on their site (links below). Nicholas Ray's Bigger Than Life is definitely the bombshell among them.


(top) Marco Ferreri's surrealist Dillinger is Dead {DVD-only 3.16}, Nicholas Ray's ahead-of-its-time Bigger Than Life {Blu & DVD 3.23}, Letters from Fontainhas: 3 Films by Pedro Costa includes Ossos (1997), In Vanda's Room(2000), and Colossal Youth (2006) {DVD-only 3.30}. (bottom) Blu-upgrades of Days of Heaven, Sanjuro, and Yojimbo {all 3.23}. The Yojimbo/Sanjuro two-pack will also be available.
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The Day My Father Died

I promised this entry for yesterday, but things have been too hectic and it's taken some additional time to feel finished for now. A year ago this past Monday (21 Dec), I was in Florida visiting my wife's family for the holidays. It had been a year of upheaval and re-prioritization and so on and all the so on and so forth that people in their twenties go through. As Guillermo del Toro put it in an interview Jeff did with him for the release of Hellboy II (and I'm paraphrasing), "in your twenties, everything is terrible, and everything is always going wrong, and everything is just crashing down around you." In the late evening of that cold, dark Sunday night, I got a call from my mother to let me know that my father'd had a "catastrophic" stroke according to the doctors, and that if I could manage to financially, "that [I] should come so that I could say goodbye". I never had anything that could be misconstrued as a perfect (or necessarily good) relationship with my father.
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