Electric Shadow
Talking at the Movies: Shopgirl & King Kong Trailer
Shopgirl
-over and over and over throughout
"Mirabelle has really bad taste in clothes"
"I mean, he's kind of cute, but he's way too old for her."
-on Steve Martin's Ray Porter
Girl 1: "What'd she say?"
Girl 2: "I don't know."
Me: "Fellatio."
Girl 2: "What's that?"
Girl 1: "Something sexual."
Girl 2: "I'll look it up later."
Me: "It means giving head."
Girl 1: "Oh, I know what that is."
"'Now I'm your watch', what kind of line is that?"
Ray Porter: "You look beautiful."
Girl 1: "Yeah, no shit."
"It was good, it was just strange."
Girl 1: "Oh my god is he hairy!"
-on Jason Schwartzmann
later-
Girl 1: "Watch him still be hairy."
Girl 2: "Oh my god, is he hairier?"
Girl 1: "Oh Jesus, he is."
Girl 2: "Well, nobody's perfect."
Kong Trailer
afterward-
"Oh shit, bro, that movie's gonna fuckin' <em>own</em>."
"Aw hell yeah, fuckin' hell yeah is what I'm sayin'."
"People really do talk this way."
-me, to a friend next to me
The New(est) Wave
Cracking into Jarhead
We had near-record attendance (in terms of those turned away) for Jarhead. People started lining up at 3:30pm for a 7pm screening. My weekend prediction: Jarhead wins big. Attached to the print of Jarhead was a very important trailer, one I think is going to make up a lot of minds early on about what they're going to see around Christmas. King Kong made a surprise visit to the screen, and there were cheers and gasps throughout the audience. People are still loving their escapism, and though Jack Black was initially met with chuckles of "holy shit the School of Rock guy", everyone shut up and quick. I was disappointed that they gave us tasty chunks of (I suppose) most of the film, but I enjoyed the whole thing. Jarhead holds the uncommon honor of keeping our entire audience silent throughout its entire runtime. It is rare to see an undergrad audience not checking their text messages every couple minutes or whispering to their friends. Around the time the boys were called up for active duty in Iraq, I had a moment of perspective shift. I was 8 years old when all this was happening. I remember Schwartzkopf on the TV, preventing me from seeing evening TV shows I was too young to watch (Alfred Hitchcock Presents comes to mind), and being relatively bored watching all the coverage. I remember all the right-wingers-in-training wearing the Soddumb Insane shirts and so on, not knowing why they hated The Enemy, but knowing they were towelheads and evil and savages. I remember nothing of substance from the "over there" side of things (thanks CNN), but I pick up new, vivid memories of the "over here" every once in a while. Gunner Palace and Occupation: Dreamland, in addition to countless other films about Iraq I or Iraq II, will never get the exposure this decidedly un-Full Metal Jacket film will get. The biggest complaint I've heard is that people don't think it's enough like that film, or Coppolla's Vietnam film, or Malick's Vietnam film. No matter what, comparing this movie to a Vietnam movie is an effort in futility. As similar as the two wars/actions/failures may be in a number of ways, they are significantly different conflicts. Comparing Vietnam flicks to Gulf War ones is like comparing bananas to bagels. Particularly affecting are scenes of lost long-distance love, for their realism and how close to home they hit me. My favorite line, which could have been muddled with the word "like", was "the earth is bleeding". Jarhead is about the cocktease of war that was Gulf War I for Marines. If you want the boom-ka-bang type of movie the trailer leads you to believe you're gonna see, you'll be disappointed.One Night Stand with a Shopgirl
Shopgirl is too adult for the 18-24 crowd to get. Too many people my age have slept with one, maybe two people, often (believe it or not) even none. I kept hearing people talking about how creepy Steve Martin's Ray Porter character was. Yes, finding out Mirabelle's address and sending her gloves was a rather stalkerish first move, but it was far removed from how terribly scary Jason Schwartzmann's Jeremy could be for most of the runtime. I think the movie really does work, but it doesn't leave you satisfied like a full-serving romantic comedy full of preservatives to keep it from spoiling. For me, that's a good thing, but audiences have really been trained for a number of years to accept some fallacious, idealistic sense of romantic resolution. I loved the novella, and even invested in the audiobook. Martin has crafted a story that encapsulates a certain nugget of these peoples' lives, and it doesn't try too hard to expose too much of who they are. It does what it needs to do and gets it over with. Curiously, I spoke to people who thought the "pacing" was off. The same people disliked the "pacing" of Broken Flowers, and I think they really meant "it wasn't 80 minutes long, and didn't have a Top 40 soundtrack". Speaking of, I also heard complaints that the soundtrack was "creepy". Do I just like creepy movies, or are these kids (my peers) just not okay with the world being a shitty place on a regular basis? One of my favorite parts of the movie involved Rebecca Pidgeon (also in the cast of The Spanish Prisoner with Martin) as an old flame. Very dark, very seedy, very real. More thoughts after the weekend.Country Meets Hood (Camping a la Ferme)

The man-boys of Camping a la ferme.

The Mayor (Nadine Marcovici), Amar (Roschdy Zem), Assane (Aghmane Ibersiene), and Mr. 72 Seasons (Robert Rollis), who has harvested all 72 of those years.

Amar's community service trip doesn't resemble the story or style of Au hasard Balthazar in any way aside from the presence of a donkey, I promise.
Talking at the Movies: Domino
-after the movie, after a friend asked the guy what he wanted to go do
"How do all those people hit all that C4 with bullets and none of it explodes?"
"Dude, it's just a fucking movie, relax. Who cares?"
"I care."
-two guys debating whether or not everyone should have died at one point
"Oh my God do I wanna do that Puerto Rican guy. Ay papi."
"Isn't he Venezuelan?"
"Nah, he's Cuban, man."
-some hispanic girls just as the credits rolled
"He shot him in the arm. Twice."
"That guy's lying."
"Oh, shit, she was naked, bro."
-our audience narrator
"Should I add Chinegro to the list, or Hispasian?"
-a friend commenting on the race/ethnicity choices in the post-show report he was filling out
The Big Fade Strikes Back
Elizabethtown in the Rearview
Upon further reflection, unless you can dig into that last third of Elizabethtown, the first two acts really just don't work. The Suicide Machine, the stage play choices made by the actors, and the stalkish weirdness of Kirsten Dunst's Claire add up to a big "uh huh, right" without that grounding sequence toward the end. We all have portions of our life that play out like an absurd French farce (not that the French are farcical, but they write the best, usually) and only resolve themselves in modern workplace farces (Clerks, Office Space). The way I see it, that's what Crowe is going for: this guy's life is a ridiculous series of detached, self-aware absurdities that are nowhere near who he is in his most personal memories. Drew's flashbacks feel like a different film than the one surrounding it for a reason. Once we close in on the end of Act II, with the memorial service, the real Drew Baylor is starting to settle in, and it works. We all like him, just like that out-of-place line in the trailer. All that said, spend your money on it. Go see it with people or by yourself, I think it'd work both ways.Domino
On the other hand, consider whether or not to spend money on Domino. We advance screened it on Tuesday at FSU, and the audience was decidedly mixed. Everyone either loved it or hated it. Tony Scott's followup to Man on Fire leaves something to be desired, to say the least. He's used many of the same dirty, widely-varied photography style from that film, to wonderful effect. It looks fucking amazing, but it feels like not enough of the two visions behind it. Richard Kelly is one of the most talented filmmakers working, a testament of which is the popular cult behind Donnie Darko, a film drowned by the distributors. His vision of this story seems based in this woman's extraordinary life being a thrilling, chilling moral tale told like a drug flashback. I completely went along for the ride, under the impression that it was all over the map and obviously almost completely an invented story, like young children concoct amazing, fantastic stories about how something happened. These stories are much like those told by war veterans who suffer from Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome. In a Greek and Roman Epics class I took a couple years ago, I forwarded the theory that The Odyssey is written from Odysseus' perspective and is a result of Post-Traumatic Stress rather than what happened in the corporeal world. Domino's story is a mix of these two halves of what I'll call the Fantastic Story Theory, leaning much more heavily into the realm of the child's fantastic story. I never felt moved or involved with these characters, though. Man on Fire touched people on a personal level, and I invested myself in everything they were going through, from the smallest characters to the principals. I never cared what happened next. Keira Knightley has an outstanding amount of potential, demonstrated in this movie (unlike everything else I've seen her in). She's really "in" and playing the little girl who doesn't want to be told what to do, but with a gun. The much-maligned Keira isn't as deserving of the harsh criticism she's received, as being "talentless", for sure, and in her defense, her casting and placement by so many directors has been completely off. Many of those who've highly praised Good Night, and Good Luck have mentioned their delight in George Clooney playing a supporting "character" part. I think Clooney's done an excellent job as a lead, but I really relish the idea of seeing him chew on something more concentrated. This is exactly what I think Keira's career needs. She's become ultra-successful and ultra-popular with the kids, but if she wants to still be around in her 50's, she needs to chew on something that isn't a lead and connects with her. She needs to play a jilted lover, or better yet, a perfectly well-intentioned person who can't seem to please anyone. To the public, this is her bad-girl role that proved she could do nasty things and say nasty things and dodge the extremely thoughtful, happy person I read and am told she is in reality. Do I think she was bad, did she break the movie? No, but she didn't make it for me either. The shock value of the sweet, smart girl playing this part wasn't it for me. She played it very well, and to the best of her ability. Everyone else there seemed to dig it just fine. As I said earlier, some of the best work I've seen her do. She's lovely and all, but I want to see her do something that tears my heart out. I guess where I'm going is, "all right, Ms Knightley, let's see what you can really do." I want to see her tackle something where she has the chance to really make people sit up and take notice. Everyone saw this with the advance opinion that this is her "rebellious movie", and that's too bad. I've got to admit I did too, but that's how it's being pitched to the general public. I'll give her a pass on Pride and Prejudice, passing that up would have been like saying "no, I dreamed of doing that part since I was a kid, but I can't bring myself to do it." Do something dangerous and play those scary things you're dealing with but might not want to face. After the show, I was asked what I thought by a friend. I told him I thought liked it, but I wasn't really sure why. It certainly wasn't a waste of two hours, but it felt like I was watching two visions overtop of one another. There's something to be said for talented directors who are writers (Paul Haggis) giving material to a director (Eastwood) and coming up with something stirring, but I wonder what this movie would have been like with Kelly directing it. The way it turned out it felt like someone new drawing Spider-Man comics when I'd really prefer John Romita doing it. That comic book reference is for those who get it (I'm sure Kelly himself would). It's silly and/or childish to be particular with your tastes, but I really wish I coulda seen Kelly's Domino. Regardless, I still enjoyed myself. The script still felt like it came through pretty un-fucked-with. I should also note that someone got a big cup of liquor past the studio security guys. Don't you dare bring in a cell phone, but so sue me, bring on the 151.Talking at the Movies: Elizabethtown
"That battery would be dead by---oh...."
-most of the audience, said as soon as Drew reaches to plug his cell into the charger, lest it die on him
"That was so real"
-the girl sitting to my right with her boyfriend, who wept through most of the movie, and steadily doing so from the moment Drew speaks in front of the crowd
"I bet that soundtrack is like eleven CDs"
-a girl in front of me as she got up to leave at the beginning of the credits
Goin' Down to Elizabethtown

My ticket to the 80-90% full Wednesday night sneak of Elizabethtown

One of the more indellible images from Elizabethtown
Looting the Marketplace of Ideas
Wow, does the trailer alternately ruin surprises and mess up the dynamic of jokes in this flick. The "IIIII like you" line works fine in context, but the trailer makes you expect schmaltz to the max. I'm disappointed that the marketing guys missed the chance to do something really novel with the poster: align it like a landscape portrait, using the shot of Drew & Claire overlooking the river. If they watched any of the movie, they'd get the picture-taking motif (the way Claire does it) and that shot was much more emblematic of the film than Bloom & Dunst sitting on a couch dressed for a funeral. Is this movie getting marketed toward MTV Generation 2:The Sequel? I don't think so. It's in a bad spot opening next Friday (10/14) against The Fog, a pretty solid contender for 18-24s' dollars, so I worry about it getting buried under that and Domino. I don't want it to fizzle like Hustle & Flow undeservedly did.The Beat Regal Skipped
East Meets West
Eastern imports like Hero, Zhang Ziyi, and Asian movies remakes have been steadily becoming more prevalent than Jackie Chan or his string of movies ever did; however, there are a number of major misses in my mind. 1. Hero taking nearly 2 1/2 years to make it to American shores The proximity of this movie's and House of Flying Daggers' American release hurt both movies (more House than Hero), making the operatic melodrama and the operatic, melodramatic national epic seem even more similar than they already were. All the swords and Zhang Ziyi in peoples' faces overloaded the American public in the same way they OD'd on Jude Law last year. 2. Zhang Ziyi is being sold as the only Chinese actress the studios are willing to push Back when Farewell My Concubine was a big push for Foreign Film, Gong Li (arguably one of the hugest of huge marquee names in China) was at the forefront of the ad campaign. Maggie Cheung and Gong Li mean nothing likely because they weren't "the Chinese girl in Rush Hour". Hollywood needs to branch out from the one or two requisite "spanish", "asian", and "british" names they'll put on a poster or feature in a trailer. 3. Remaking Asian movies and missing the boat, so to speak Shall We Dance epitomized this, I think in the kneejerk casting of Richard Gere, as he has been since Pretty Woman. He's a proven quantity to the women of America that he's a businessman with a heart and cute dimples. If they wanted to properly build an audience, they would have gone against type with a guy who looks the part like John O'Hurley. I remember hearing they were gonna remake it and guessed to a friend they'd use Gere, and a few days later catching an episode of Seinfeld. I remarked to the same friend that were "the guy playing J. Peterman" able to drop the Radio Voice, he'd have the look down for it for sure. Fast forward to this summer, and O'Hurley has won the hearts and ratings of America's women (and a few of us men) who watched Dancing With the Stars, in which he advanced to the finals over The New Kids on the Block's Joey McIntire, among others. When we were in the vast cinematic and televised summer wasteland, this guy became the clever, determined man we all wanted to see in Richard Gere throughout all of Shall We Dance's runtime. Late-Breaking News...John O'Hurley is making his Broadway debut this January, taking over the role of Billy Flynn from Huey Lewis in the New York production of Chicago. Who's the bankable name now? Everyone had seen that Richard Gere story, and I'm sure that's why no one went. Additionally, no one makes movies properly for the over-24 crowd anymore, and this presents yet another stunning example of that fact. Gems like Zhou Yu's Train and Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall...and Spring are getting acquired, but at once they're being turned away from port in favor of the old product. When are the businessmen going to learn the lesson taught by Steve Jobs in the last few years? No one wants last year's iPod, let alone 1989's Pretty Woman Edition iPod, so why the hell do the studios keep ordering the models that don't sell? Ah yes, now I remember why less and less are going to theatres and more are buying and renting DVDs...Hollywood won't let go of a failing business model.Fresh Meat Schedule
I'm going with a version of the way Jeff has shifted up his schedule, so you'll see a couple new posts a week, where bits and bobs will be added as they come. Watch for some images to be added later this evening, along with a couple other notes. Wednesday, I'll be seeing an advance show of Elizabethtown, and I hope the new cut works better than the infamous Toronto Cut. Watch for a fresh column then. I'm slowly working up a piece on book adaptations that I'll be putting in on an off week, so watch for that.David Lean's Talking at the Movies: Lawrence of Arabia
GUY'S COMPUTER: (WINDOWS NOISE!!!!!!)"
"God this is depressing"
-after the boy drowns in quicksand
"I really like how they don't force him into the sensitive hero bullshit."
"God, like, what is his <em>issue</em>?"
-after Lawrence orders the "No prisoners" charge
"Oh come on, like they had road signs."
-after the camera catches a road sign for Damascus
"I'm glad it wasn't hopeless, but it stayed real and stuff."
-a student exiting the theatre
"So, was he like...gay?"
-a very confused girl who was text messaging throughout the almost four hours of runtime
"That was like, the worst 3 1/2 hour experience of my life...ever."
"There were things I didn't understand, like why it ended the way it did, but it was really interesting."
Technology Shot Liberty Valance
The Yes Men
We brought one of the titular Yes Men from last year's documentary to Tallahassee this week. For those who don't know, the doc followed a big con pulled by a couple guys (part of a larger group) who assume the identities of people from a variety of companies and groups, from Dow Chemical to fringe groups of the Republican Party.
(from left) Tallahassee Democrat Movie Critic/Senior Writer Mark Hinson, SLC Marketing/Promotions Director Samir Mathur, and Mike Bonanno of The Yes Men

Lucy Ho's Masa, home of the best asian lunch special in town

Mike Bonanno plays to a house of over 200 undergrads, an outstanding turnout for a documentary on our campus

The Yes Men shirts are made from second-hand t-shirts, which, when sold to 3rd world countries, help to undermine their native textile industries. A friend got one made from a Jaegermeister shirt.
The State of Arabia
The latest in our series of classic cinema at FSU moonlights as one of my very favorite movies. Lawrence of Arabia carries on being significant more than forty years later, both technically and thematically.
Middle aged men (with their young sons), old women, and students at intermission.

Two undergrads talking fervently about the rise to glory and fall into madness of T.E. Lawrence.

An audience that saw very little attrition from one act to the next.

The girl on the left had never seen Lawrence before, and her friends are told-you-so-ing, especially the man with the magenta hair.
Texting: The Other White Talent
There is one thing worse than a cell phone ringing in the middle of a movie: The guy next to you/in front of you/just to the side text messaging while watching a movie. Now, it wasn't just white people doing it, but a sea of LCD lights blinked and blipped throughout the movie. I've experienced this phenomena at other movies, movies people pay for, and I'll never like it. I get that some people were there for extra credit, but Instant Messaging (IMing) has spread so much that it's created another trendy-but-frustrating noun-turned-verb plague-on-humanity. I can dig people text messaging in general, that's fine, but text messaging while participating in an activity that integrally involves a dark, quiet place, the frequent flip-clacking of clamshell phones and bright-bright screens destroys the experience throughout rather than instantaneously. I don't often feel moved to violence, but so help me I might break a few phones if this keeps up. One asshole in the back row had his laptop out. During Lawrence of Arabia. He's on my "naughty" list for life.Talking at the Movies: Junebug & 2046
"God, what a bitch."
-one of the other three people watching Junebug with me, about Madeline (Embeth Davidtz)
"God, what a bitch."
-the same person, about Peg
-someone behind me an hour in to the 2hr. 10min. 2046
Junebug and Kinship
HongKong Cinema: 2046
Attack of the Marketing Clones or, The War on 'Quirky'
Talking at the Movies: Broken Flowers
ten minutes earlier:
"I thought this was gonna be funnier, dude."
Breakout Flowers
At the Cinemateque
Godzilla Attacks Tallahassee
Most of the time, when you think of Godzilla, the name conjures either images of camp japanese monster movies or the worst decision Matthew Broderick's agent ever advised him to make. The campus cinema I work for at FSU recently screened the franchise-spawning 1954 original film, retranslated and remastered in its director's cut, not the version seen by American audiences for the last half century. When Godzilla was acquired for American release, the Americans decided they could improve it (a trend throughout history in various contexts) by making it more palatable to the target audience. This process involved the shooting of new scenes with Raymond Burr that, combined with a mistranslated subtitle track, vastly changed the tone and storyline of the film. Lawrence of Arabia it's not, but Godzilla deserves a fair share of credit for being a great deal more socially relevant than previously thought. The movie carries an intensely anti-nuclear, anti-proliferation message that gets lost a bit in a late section of the movie where scifi melodrama grabs the wheel and takes on a lazy drive down denoument lane. The most striking part of seeing a classic film with an audience made up of mostly college students is the reaction you hear around you. Whether surprised, tearily touched, or tickled giddy, almost everyone around you has never seen the film before.
The line for Godzilla's first show, about an hour in advance.

Student Life Cinema employees spread the good word.
The Indecent Charm of the Aristocracy
There One Week, Gone the Next
The Missing Cowboy
I've been all but disappeared for the last couple weeks. The primary contributing factor was that I finally found a solid second job. Whether in the frame of reference of the city of Tallahassee or just the current national economy, that's no minor feat. Gone are my days of being late on rent and additionally having trouble feeding myself. Now those two things will just be a little less frequent. Back in the fall of 2003, I started as an Assistant Wedding Photographer for Susan Stripling Photography. I hauled bags, swapped out digital flash cards, swapped lenses, and would occasionally shoot "second unit" on weddings, just as occasionally seeing my shots in finished albums. I learned more than most of my friends have in four years of photo classes at university in a few months while being paid rather than paying for it. I met my boss Susan when we were both cast in a local production of Michael Frayn's Noises Off!, initially babysitting her daughter Emma when she and her husband wanted an evening away from the house and their adorable two year old. It's true, I moonlight as a babysitter. I get along great with kids, and I don't know why. Her last assistant got married and moved, so she needed a new one. The work was case-by-case, as she didn't need me for every single wedding she shot, but it was more consistent than a number of the odd jobs I've had while in college. Fast forward to this July, when Susan decided to actually open a studio space outside her home. She needed someone to manage the place who had computer skills, was familiar with the business, and above all, who she could trust. All of a sudden, just as my college life was starting to end, I had a job literally fall into my lap that would make things much less stressful for the year leading up to (hopefully) ditching town.
The Susan Stripling Photography Studio, nearing official opening.
The Other Job
The work that's now become my secondary source of income is chairing FSU's campus movie program.
The huddled movie masses.

A huge group, made up almost entirely of freshmen, waiting to be let in to see Top Gun.

A guy espousing why Christopher Guest needs to make more movies (because he said so) and my boss looking on.

The Oncoming Traffic crew, doing their thing.

OT members posing as Jim Cash, Jerry Bruckheimer, and Tony Scott for a book signing.
