Shopgirl

"That's creepy"
-over and over and over throughout

"Mirabelle has really bad taste in clothes"

"I mean, he's kind of cute, but he's way too old for her."
-on Steve Martin's Ray Porter

Girl 1: "What'd she say?"
Girl 2: "I don't know."
Me: "Fellatio."
Girl 2: "What's that?"
Girl 1: "Something sexual."
Girl 2: "I'll look it up later."
Me: "It means giving head."
Girl 1: "Oh, I know what that is."

"'Now I'm your watch', what kind of line is that?"

Ray Porter: "You look beautiful."
Girl 1: "Yeah, no shit."

"It was good, it was just strange."

Girl 1: "Oh my god is he hairy!"
-on Jason Schwartzmann

later-
Girl 1: "Watch him still be hairy."
Girl 2: "Oh my god, is he hairier?"
Girl 1: "Oh Jesus, he is."
Girl 2: "Well, nobody's perfect."

Kong Trailer

afterward-
"Oh shit, bro, that movie's gonna fuckin' <em>own</em>."

Kong takes a wing off a plane
"Aw hell yeah, fuckin' hell yeah is what I'm sayin'."

"People really do talk this way."
-me, to a friend next to me

I hate modern slang-grammar. That's just an observation.