"The Lord", as he's called on BBC singing competition shows I might have watched, says he's picked up the rights to translate School of Rock to the stage in one of the biggest no-brainers in licensed-from-a-movie musical history.

Are they going "jukebox" and keeping the actual covered songs plus the original music in the movie? If so, I don't know that they need many original tunes at all. I wonder whether they'll premiere it Stateside first or in the West End.

Oh shit, this means they're going to remake School of Rock, a movie less than 10 years old, sometime before or around its 15th birthday. Great.