Last week's Showgirls 15th Anniversary Blu-ray features one of the most ingeniously smutty disc art concepts I've ever seen. I gave the opening fifteen minutes or so a quick spin, and the transfer looks like it's up to par, for all of you Nomi Malone fans. I love that this movie has such a dedicated following while at the same time featuring a sex scene that looks more like the female lead is having a seizure than a good time.

Have disc spindles ever doubled as nipples before? Dare I rate this a "game-changer"?

The only added extra compared to previous releases is a bit on the pole-dancing exercise craze that's sweeping trendy gyms.