Screenwriters can try all they want to give a character a real name, but if you write him a certain way, people will only know him as Blondie McDouchebag.

A line as stupid and racist as "your time's coming, chocolate" is always capable of making a movie infinitely easier to see for what it is.

The song "Why Can't We Be Friends" makes everything better.

Contemplating murder will get you killed.

You can break as many rules as you want so long as you created them or own the intellectual property rights to them.

The Morals Of... sprang forth fully-formed from the head of a post I made to my Twitter feed.