Revenge is morally just. Period.

With the help of an Oscar, you can get away with making a sluggishly-paced horror movie that is so tongue-in-cheek that you can taste air with your lips closed.

Going by the nickname "Needy" when your name is actually "Anita" will only make you more outcast.

No good comes from forgetting to drain huge abandoned indoor pools that have been overgrown with roots and vines for years.

Everything is always some boy's fault.

A girl may greet another girl in an endearing, clever-as-hell manner with no repercussions by calling her the name of a feminine hygiene product.

All boys are easily-manipulated morons.

The Morals Of... sprang forth fully-formed from the head of a post I made to my Twitter feed.