Sometimes all an uppity rich bitch needs to learn her lesson is a good knock upside the head and amnesiac sex with a day laborer. Misinformed consensual sex and plenty of housework are the secret to happiness for women everywhere. Being an otherwise loutish, lazy bastard is fine as long as you're a single parent. Accountability is always too much of a pain in the ass!

I'm realizing how often "misinformed consensual sex" is going to appear in The Moral Of's for romantic comedies.

The Moral Of... sprang forth fully-formed from the head of a post I made to my Twitter feed.