Electric Shadow

The King of Old Media

Not only is Larry King a great quality indicator thanks to his brand name quotewhoring for movies that are never worth your time, but he also carries no stock in the Internet as a viable means of communication. The science is still out, I guess. How little does he care for the internets? He's never used it nor is he aware of how it works on a very elementary level. Jeff Wells would say I'm falling to old media standards for reporting this days late, but c'mon, it's not like Larry King could even theoretically read this. I mean, who uses the internet, anyway?