I reviewed Let the Right One In on Blu-ray over a week ago, and what has just come out is that Magnolia dropped a different subtitle track on us than was on the theatrical version.
I only watched the film once before the DVD release, back at Fantastic Fest. I never had a screener that I re-watched multiple times. I just spent a lunch hour re-re-watching most of the film, and it is definitely a different interpretation of what I raved over in September.
It's my bad for not catching this, but what bothers me the most is that when I went through watching the film for review, I didn't even pick up on the major changes. The distance of roughly five months did that for me. I did notice it was different, but this is nothing new on non-English films. Routinely, the home video translation is different (more often worse) than the theatrical edition.
The original subtitle track is usually done in the country of origin, and just as most foreign education systems, their translators are better than ours in the U.S. Of course, when it comes time to pay people, things like subtitles and music and so on are licensed separately for home video than theatrical or broadcast.
This is why you find the Married...With Children DVDs don't feature "Love And Marriage" like the syndicated re-runs do. This is also why imported east Asian releases generally feature better translations than the eventually-released U.S. discs.
What I'm about to theorize is entirely anecdotal based on prior experience, and is not based on any sort of official confirmation. I don't think anyone's going to get anything but radio silence from asking Magnolia what's going on.
Rather than pay residuals or a lump license fee to the original foreign studio, what Magnolia has done is business as usual. They paid a domestic (U.S.) vendor to re-do the translation on the cheap. Sony does this, WB does this, [insert studio here] does this.
So that there is no challenge of plagiarism, the new translation has to be distinct from the original. If it's too close, then there's justification for a lawsuit. I don't defend this practice, I'm just saying it's how things are done. I've been screaming into the void about this for years on Spanish and Chinese movies that have horrible translations.
The only way people will ever be at peace on the subtitle fidelity issue is if Blu-ray developers leverage BD-Live for something useful, instead of gimmicky features no one is using. You can currently record your own commentary track on BD-Live, why not allow people to put their own subs on whatever they want?
Anime importers have done their own subtitles for a couple decades now, with much cruder tools. The tech is there, use it for a constructive purpose. Don't like the subtitle track that came with a disc? Download one. Make your own. Users could trade trivia tracks or swap ones that are badly translated on purpose.
If the studios want people to buy their product, they need to think beyond the box, or U.S. region copies will sit on the shelves. The die-hards will spend more money and import exactly the product they want from overseas. Amazon, YesAsia, and so on will reap the hefty profits.
This now has me wondering what might have been changed in the domestic release of Chocolate, also from Magnolia.
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There's also a missed business opportunity here thanks to lackluster implementation of software potential. Foreign film lovers still on standard def TVs would buy Blu-ray players for this feature. They know they want the big expensive TV and the fancy Blu player, but they're waiting to get the player with the TV.
For that matter, more people overall would buy Blu players if they had WIFI built in as well. Who has an ethernet plug next to their TV?
Read MoreSXSW09: Observe & Report
Saying this movie and Paul Blart: Mall Cop should be mentioned in the same breath because they're both ostensibly about rent-a-cops is like comparing Straw Dogs to Babe because they're both set on a farm. The most refreshing thing about this movie is that Warner Bros. let Jody Hill "win all the arm wrestling matches" with regard to content.
Observe and Report is not a movie about a guy who becomes a hero. Rather, it's about a guy who has determined in his own mind that he is a hero, despite all evidence to the contrary. Like Jody Hill's The Foot Fist Way and Eastbound and Down, it made me think about what kids have grown up thinking a "hero" really is in the USA.
Should kids look up to the soccer coach who's probably only there for the community service hours to clear his DUI charge? Should they idolize the date rapist who teaches martial arts in his "dojo" between the gun shop and XXX movie store? These aren't the same guys featured in Hill's other work, but they're very, very similar.
Fred Simmons (Foot Fist) and Kenny Powers (Eastbound), as played by Danny McBride, don't give a shit what anyone believes or thinks is appropriate. Seth Rogen's Ronnie Barnhardt is cut from the same cloth, but what makes him more dangerous than the other two is that he thinks he is the avenging angel of justice.
What interests me most about Hill's trio of Alpha Jerks is that he doesn't condone what they do or who they are, and at once, he didn't create them as stock antagonists. When you spend enough time with them, it's like you've been with a cult for a while, and they start making a fair amount of sense.
Then, something bizarre or grotesque happens and you snap out of it. If anything, Jody's cracked open a big can of anthropological social commentary disguised as a 16oz Miller Lite.
Ronnie (Seth Rogen) and shopgirl love interest Brandy (Anna Faris) have such repellant personalities that you wouldn't wish either of them on your worst enemy. His best friend, mom, allies and adversaries are all just as disgusting of creatures. They're great to laugh at, but they are frighteningly close to a bunch of the idiots surrounding us all.
The modern American mall is the unholy torture shrine where all these miserable people in nowhere towns like the one in O&R congregate to be miserable together. Hill starts us out in hell and we never leave.
I agree for the most part with Joe Leydon's Taxi Driver comparison. Both guys are seriously screwed up bipolar types who lamentably have jobs that require them to interact with the general public. They're both obsessed with the delusion of an imaginary, "muy macho" version of themselves that wields a great deal of power, but Ronnie comes out more sympathetic than Travis Bickle by a sliver.
That isn't to say Hill cops out and turns Ronnie around. He's still a fucked-up, gun-obsessed idiot. Just when you think he's going to do the right thing, he takes another left turn every chance he gets.
I have a feeling there are things they may have selectively sliced out of the theatrical cut. They'll probably add whatever it was back in to an even more depraved Unrated Cut a few months from now for DVD/Blu-ray. As I understand it, there was a grittier, darker original cut of The Foot Fist Way. It would be nice to see that made available at the same time.
Observe and Report is further evidence that Warners is interested in producing non-homogenized product that conventional studio thinking would never, ever greenlight. It's nice to know that studios are taking chances on guys like Hill, whose striking, original voices are a welcome change from business as usual.
Read MoreSXSW09: The Hurt Locker rocks Austin
Kathryn Bigelow's The Hurt Locker barely allows you to breathe in the very best way. Jeff's earlier contention that the protagonists are after an unconventional monster is dead-on. It doesn't come after them, but lies in wait for them to incite their own destruction, diffuse the danger, or be too little, too late. Summit is right to have waited to release the film in June this year. The Hurt Locker is the first great film of 2009, and would have been among the great of '08 had it been released then.

Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, screenwriter Mark Boal, actor Brian Geraghty (plays specialist Eldridge)
There are transcendent film experiences, and there are the rare among those where at the end, you quietly say "Jesus" to yourself under your breath and then turn to a friend next to you who caps it with "Christ". The only reason anyone gets out of their seat during the credits is that they have to rush the line outside for a Spike Lee movie showing next in the same theater (Passing Strange).
Screenwriter Mark Boal was an embedded reporter in 2004 with an EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) squad, the guys who diffuse IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices). It's important to note the difference, as both are mentioned in the film. Most people out there are familiar with the latter term, but not the former.
The film opens with a quote that equates war to a drug. Jeremy Renner's Staff Sergeant James is the thrill junkie, the guy who "suits up" for the high. Whether he likes it or not, he's wrapped up in it so tightly that there's more of it in him than whoever he was beforehand. He's on the verge of going into malfunctioning Robocop mode. Later in the film you question how grounded any sequence he's in without his teammates is in the real world.
As many classics do, there are thematic echoes (some intended, but most likely not) of other great films. The diffusion sequences demand rapt attention just as much as the robbery sequence in Rififi, sans the silence. Good guy Quint at AICN is right comparing Locker to Wages of Fear. During one sequence where US and UK soldiers are pinned down in the open with a broken down vehicle, I couldn't help but think of Zoltan Korda's Sahara (1943), starring Humphrey Bogart.
The poster lie of that film was:
A mighty story of adventure, courage and glory in the desert!...tender human emotion...triumphant action...matchless thrills...a memorable entertainment experience!
Summit PR folks, get your copy/paste ready, because Columbia did your work for you 66 years ago. Another tagline of Sahara's, "Their story can now be told!" also rings true here.
They aren't out of the woods just yet on the publicity end. From now until opening in late June, it's going to take the precision of an EOD tech to make sure Joe Public gets that this is a thrilling action powder keg. I'd recommend sneaking it in military communities...everyone chain emails everyone these days.

Q&A moderator James "Transgressive" Rocchi (who did a bang-up job), Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, screenwriter Mark Boal, actor Brian Geraghty
During the post-show Q&A moderated by the audience shirt-identifying James Rocchi ("the gentleman in the checkered shirt!"), director Bigelow noted the major distinction of this conflict. "It's a war of bombs," she said, "and these guys have the most dangerous job in the world." That would almost makes a perfect tagline. I would only edit it as "the most dangerous job in the most dangerous place in the world." Looks good on a poster, looks good in white text over black.
The requisite "how will your film do when so many other Iraq movies have failed" question was asked, and I almost burst out to tell the guy to go fuck himself. It was like he was set on auto-pilot to ask that regardless of the movie he'd just seen. Did he miss that The Hurt Locker hides the brussel sprouts in the macaroni and cheese?
Regardless of political perspective, anyone walking in to this movie will have their perceptions of the war and those involved in it on the ground shaken. There were actual EOD techs in the audience on Tuesday night, one of whom asked, "What made you want to focus on us EOD techs?"
There was a sound in his voice that said, "we've felt utterly ignored to this point, beyond forgotten." They take out the most hazardous waste in the world and are as isolated and cast away as WALL-E robots, while the rest of us Twitter it up on our Laptop-o-Loungers and order our dinner over the internet.
That twinge in his voice choked me up more than a bit. I tried to grab a couple words with him, and his short review was "I didn't think anyone would ever do this or do it well. I liked how honest it was."
Bigelow shot something like 200 hours of raw footage that was carved, sculpted, and scalpel-honed down to two hours that doesn't feel like 131 minutes. The Hurt Locker subtly, forcefully engages your active viewing engine and doesn't let such that frankly, I could have rolled with even more of it. I have high hopes for a big pile of extended/deleted scenes on the DVD.

Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, screenwriter Mark Boal at the Austin Hilton
I also got the chance to grab a few minutes with Kathryn and Mark which you can listen to here. We talk about a couple things, but most interesting to our readership, Mark Boal tells Jeffrey Wells to stick something in his pipe and smoke it.
When asked, Mark (who wrote In the Valley of Elah's story) confided that he has a third story he wants to have told. He wouldn't (couldn't, understandably) go into detail. With a one-two pedigree like this, whoever has that script on their desk: do yourself a favor and greenlight it, fund it, make this happen.
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Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, screenwriter Mark Boal, actor Brian Geraghty (plays specialist Eldridge)

Q&A moderator James "Transgressive" Rocchi (who did a bang-up job), Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, screenwriter Mark Boal, actor Brian Geraghty

Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, screenwriter Mark Boal at the Austin Hilton
Titus Pullo, Savior of Rome or...Rome: The Movie
http://www.cinematical.com/2009/03/18/rome-movie-moves-from-rumor-to-reality/
Read MoreSXSW09: The Festival So Far, Part 1
This post was written by Ashley Hazlewood, who is helping me cover the vast amount of ground at SXSW Film.
The scheduling of the festival this year has necessitated a great deal of movie watching, coupled only with enough time to sleep, eat, and race back and forth across town. Here I've got a capsule rundown of about half of what I've seen thus far so that I can get going with full posts throughout the day tomorrow.
I Love You, Man
Full review here.
The Snake
No-budget indie pimped by Patton Oswalt. It's about a thoroughly unlikeable, morally-challenged guy who follows a bulimic to her support group and proceeds to stalk and manipulate her. It doesn't sound like a comedy, or that the premise could be anything but a psychological horror film, but it's a champ of a calling card movie. The filmmakers don't fall into any of the common indie film traps, which make this a great deal more interesting than most of the grainy, low-budget, pretentious as hell stuff people pass off as edgy.
Ong Bak 2
What a magnificent disaster. Director/star Tony Jaa's on-set breakdown was extremely well-reported in East Asia. They shut down production and weren't certain the movie would be completed. After the Thai studio conceded to some of his demands, he returned to the film, but based on the ending, I don't know how much additional shooting was actually done. A third movie is currently rolling.
Team Texas lost a Boat Race drinking challenge before this screening. Moises was the anchor leg, but it was lost before it got to him. Video and an explanation of what the hell I'm talking about will be included in the full review by Moises. Canadian pal Jason Whyte has challenged him to a one-on-one rematch.
Sweethearts of the Prison Rodeo
Okie Noodling director Brad Beesley takes a look at female Oklahoma inmates who stay on best behavior all year to compete in a rodeo. Affecting stories from young women with long sentences, more related to drugs than anything else. It deserves better than going direct to cable or something like that. It's easily my favorite movie of the festival so far.
Objectified
The director of Helvetica has done a brilliant job of finding topics he finds fascinating that no one has covered (or covered memorably well) in the doc field. First footage I'm aware of taken inside Apple's design lab.
Moon
Sci-fi done right, or as Janet Pierson put it, "without CGI explosions." Less gloomy than Solaris, but with similar themes of isolation.
Letters to the President
A terrifying look at the Ahmadinejad regime in Iran. No V.O. narrator, just first-hand accounts from actual Iranian citizens. When people voluntarily offer their criticisms in the face of certain death, you really can't manage any overt manipulation. Everyone is encouraged to write letters to him and his advisors, but few actually get a response.
Sin Nombre
Another Sundance hit first feature that handles border-jumping immigration more realistically than I've seen previously. That they recruited most of the actors off the street in South America says something about how pretentious and over-processed an industry that Hollywood has become.
Women in Trouble
I figured going in that I wouldn't love the movie, but I like what they're doing here. I overheard plenty of male bloggers who skipped this for the Bruno footage commenting they heard there were "no boobs" in it. The large female cast did this movie because they wanted to do something "in between real jobs" that gave these talented female actresses something to chew on. They get the "let's see some tits" crowd in with the temptation of sexy naked women and trick them into watching women do more than just be the stock Lover, Mother, or Whore.
Read MoreSXSW09: I Love You, Man
The movie is ostensibly about a guy who has no best friend. His dad is best friends with his brother (and vice versa), and he has no immediate leads for a best man at his wedding. The premise is really just an excuse to get Paul Rudd and Jason Segel knocking banter back and forth. Then they pepper the film with sharp comedians in bit parts and it's a satisfying cheeseburger.

What makes I Love You, Man work isn't the most daringly-original, envelope-pushing premise in history (which it lacks), but the improv. It also doesn't pretend to be more than what it is, and I respect that.
The headliners all keep up their end. Rudd and Segal act like they've done this for years. Rashida Jones plays the straight woman to the rest of the cast, including Jon Favreau and Jaime Pressly as the break-up/make-up (in the same breath) couple. Aziz Ansari, Joe Lo Truglio, Thomas Lennon, Jay Chandrasekhar, and Lou Ferrigno all take a couple lines here and there and really make the movie work, disposable premise and all. Put enough really solid performers in a film like this, and you have a reliable fast food comedy experience.

(from left) Festival Director Janet Pierson, I Love You, Man director John Hamburg, producer Donald De Line, Paul Rudd, Jason Segal, Rashida Jones, Jon Favreau taking a twitter pic, and the best reason to watch My Name is Earl, Jaime Pressly.
Like I did, a lot of people will look at promos for I Love You, Man determined to be a neg-head on it. "Oh great, one of these," many will say. I came out thinking it's a perfect "watch anytime" kind of thing. When I'm done with the latest depressing "end of the world"-tinged doc and want to watch something that grabs me by the gut and makes me chuckle, this is it.
Watching Moon last night at the Paramount gave me a good subcategory for the movie: Aspirational Lifestyle Comedy. At one point Sam Rockwell is watching an episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show and that's how that show was filed in the computer
None of the main characters are hurting for cash, and the biggest problems in their world are footnotes compared to the volumes of issues most people face. People want to shut out the layoffs and failing companies and just laugh. I'm going to call this one the box office champ next weekend and then some, with word of mouth doing a reverse Watchmen and pushing packed houses on Saturday and Sunday next week. It'll do good mid-week attendance too.
No one is going to walk in to the movie wondering how it ends. It drags a bit in the third act, but it invests enough into getting you to stick with it that I forgave the perfunctory ending. I wouldn't label the movie disposable, but as i said before...fast food, easy to watch..which isn't a bad thing here. Sometimes a burger is a burger, but this one is cooked to order, better quality cheese and condiments.
During the Q&A, Segal commented on the Muppet script he was writing a few months back, saying he's "finished writing. The studio has it now. It's an old-school, late 70's/early 80's Muppet movie They said I had to put famous people in it." Bring it on.
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(from left) Festival Director Janet Pierson, I Love You, Man director John Hamburg, producer Donald De Line, Paul Rudd, Jason Segal, Rashida Jones, Jon Favreau taking a twitter pic, and the best reason to watch My Name is Earl, Jaime Pressly.
SXSW09 Opening Night
I had already seen I Love You, Man in December at BNAT, but wanted to be at last night's premiere to be there for Janet Pierson's debut introducing a SXSW Opening Night. As much well-deserved credit as I give Matt Dentler for the ship he steered during his tenure, Janet deserves just as much for keeping what works and continuing to make refinements so the festival runs even more smoothly.

South by Southwest Festival Producer Janet Pierson
Last night's schedule for the Elsewhere crew consisted of I Love You, Man, The Snake, and Ong Bak 2. In order, they are a) an improv-driven, solid comedy, b) a pleasant, unpretentious indie surprise, and c) brilliant insanity that reflects the director/star's nervous breakdown during production. More substantive reflections on all three to come.
We're at a deficit for time currently, running to the Paramount for Helvetica director Gary Hustwit's Objectified and the Sundance-lauded Moon. We'll have writeups going up tonight and tomorrow, including an interview with the directors of the conspiracy theorist doc New World Order.
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South by Southwest Festival Producer Janet Pierson
SXSW09 Preview: IFC VOD Premieres
IFC is bringing a selection of its features screening at this year's South by Southwest film festival to IFC On Demand starting tomorrow. This way, even if not attending, you can still "play along at home" to some extent. Earlier this year, the platform release of Che went day-and-date to On Demand, allowing millions more people the opportunity to see one of the best movies of last year, even if they don't live in the selected markets where it was available in theaters.
Most average American consumers are watching their movies at home, and even a DVD/Blu-ray release isn't infallible in the era of Amazon and Netflix. Either service has to deal with shortages of physical product that can hold up shipments. VOD eliminates that barrier completely.
We may come to a point in the near future where we have true "watch it now" options where your On Demand purchase contributes to a discount on your physical disc purchase. This is what will spur disc sales, not removing features from rental SKUs.
IFC is getting ahead of the curve by establishing themselves as a premier VOD brand, which is smart. There's a little of something for anyone in the five films you can start watching today for between 5 and 7 bucks.
The Films
Alexander the Last (VOD on Saturday, 3/14)
Jeff already reviewed this here. Even though i've been going to SXSW for six years now, this is the first Swanberg movie I will have seen. The screenings are always packed or up against something else, and I've never caught them.
The movie is about a young married couple dealing with the temptations offered by their artistic endeavors. Anyone who's done college or community theatre in their twenties should be able to relate.
Three Blind Mice (VOD Wednesday 3/18)
Three Australian Navy officers have one last night before they ship out to war. The way they spend their time is unexpected, in that the movie doesn't turn into a horror film or a 'let's all pledge to get laid" film. It's the type of narrative that America, by and large, is too coarse a place to produce anymore.
Zift (VOD available now)
It's in Bulgarian, black and white, and set in the 1960's. The main guy was wrongly jailed for murder prior to the communist takeover in '44, and now he's out. The film follows his first night out from the slammer. He inevitably gets into trouble. Zift is Bulgarian for the tar used to fill in pavement cracks, and slang for "shit."
Medicine for Melancholy (VOD available now)
This movie was at SXSW last year and is screening again. Director Barry Jenkins focuses on two African American twentysomethings the morning after a one-night stand (or is it?). They spend the day together, touching on issues of race, class, and the process of San Francisco getting whiter and whiter around them. The Daily Show's Wyatt Cenac plays the guy.
Paper Covers Rock (VOD available now)
A young woman attempts suicide and has to fight for custody of her daughter. Another holdover from SXSW08, Jeannine Kaspar plays an authentic, troubled young mom better than other actors her age.
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We'll be following up with reviews on these films as the festival progresses.
Read MoreReal Life Horror
With the gun massacre in Alabama and the homicide here in Austin, the news has turned pretty grim of late.
For non-locals coming in from out of town, I want to add some context to the above-linked local story so you don't go fearing for your life walking down 6th Street to the Alamo Ritz. Austin is still one of the safest cities in the country as long as you don't do something stupid.
Fat Tuesday, this girl was out partying and drinking on 6th Street, Austin's version of Calle Ocho in Miami. Every college town has a doppelganger of this place downtown. She was out with friends, one of whom is the daughter of a woman who works in my wife's office. The persons of interest appear to be a Mexican woman and her husband.
Christy Espinoza, the victim, for yet-unknown reasons, apparently got into a car with them. My wife's coworker says her daughter said Christy "went to the bathroom" and never came back. There's no reporting about drugging or kidnapping as yet. She was apparently suffocated using plastic wrap and then her body was dumped and burned with gasoline that the man was seen on surveillance cameras purchasing at a local gas station.
If the incident were a movie, it would be a mixture flashback/howdunnit murder film combined with the survival horror "everything goes to hell" plot. When I watch those movies, I think as I do about this thing, "who thought any part of either person's plan was a good idea?" The girl drinking her head off beyond the point she could reasonably make decisions for herself and the alleged killers deciding that killing her or burning her body would do anything but make things worse.
The binge-drinking, carefree-partying lifestyle that is in the mutant DNA of college towns is an absolute aberration. By no means am I saying that Christy got what she had coming to her, not at all. This is a horrendous tragedy, the full details of which are not yet known. We don't know if there was rohypnol or another drug used, or what the motive was.
Regardless, there's a lot of societal blame to go around. It's been endorsed and repeatedly reinforced, this notion that going out and getting stupid drunk is fine and great fun and completely safe. Even when with a group, people do things like take drinks from strangers, wander off alone, and comport themselves as if their actions are selectively eligible for deletion from the collective unconscious.
Everyone be careful and sensible this week. It's not that you need to be worried being in Austin, but everyone could use a "don't let your guard down" now and then.
Read MoreCulture of Demand: Watchmen Box Office
Spout has summarized the last couple days of this chatter better than I have, but one observation missing is that Watchmen's $55 mill opening says something about the future of the theatrical movie business.
A great deal of the people who went and made the opening that big were die-hard fans, whether on standard or more-expensive IMAX admissions. The rest came from people the marketing worked on who went in oblivious to what it was they were about to see. People still do and will continue to want the theatrical experience.
People have given Warners props for funding and producing a big, violent, expensive R-rated comic book movie. The only ballsier thing they could have done was release it day-and-date to VOD. One of these days, a major studio will try it, and it'll work.
Purely speculatively, I think we would not have seen a first weekend drop even had it gone day-and-date to VOD. Had VOD been in play, I am confident the overall total would have been much higher thanks to one demographic specifically: parents of young children.
I am, of course, talking about only the parents of toddlers who can't get babysitters or who don't take their two year old to Hostel II. I walked into the office yesterday morning and started polling coworkers as I often do after a major opening. Those who were unburdened by little kids went and saw it, had mixed feelings, "didn't get it," or said it didn't make them feel good like Iron Man or X-Men did.
The refrain was the same as it's been weekend after weekend with the moms and dads, "I'll catch it on DVD. Was it good? I really wanted to see it." VOD day-and-date may work a lot better than people think in specific implementation. Why think of it as every single title when you could do just R movies opening week? Do arthouse movies a couple weeks out from opening since they're limited in terms of markets. Keep those multiple admission-generating families packing the houses for Shrek and the 7 Orcs.
Hollywood hedges its bets and doesn't take risks. It just isn't the business model out there, but I want to say someone will try this eventually. By no means am I recommending VOD as the new black when it comes to exhibition. Those who are dismissing it are viewing it as some sort of big bad thing to avoid, but it really could be a greater ancillary profit line than hindrance to first weekend receipts.
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Digital: I've Loved You So Long (Blu-ray)

Wrong Pitch
Modernizing Damn Yankees does not work conceptually. Maybe there was more inferred from "inject a contemporary feel" than was intended, but I doubt that. Let's re-imagine some other musicals from 50+ years ago, shall we?
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying could use more iPhones and Blackberries, or maybe the secretaries could be Twitter fiends who check Perez Hilton non-stop. Let's spice up that Coffee Break song, "If I can't take--my MySpace break--something with-in me DIES...Lies down and something with-in me...DIES." Cross-media tie-ins, folks!
Guys and Dolls should probably ditch commie-infested Havana for Cancun or somewhere The Real World has taken place. It'd have to still be a period piece, set in...1993? The presence of cell phones and text messages would make it hard to largely copy and paste the whole thing.
Let's drop the name South Pacific (sounds too war-like) and re-set it in Iraq...Middle East, or maybe something jazzy like Enlisted!. Keep the guy French, but not quite so old. Add in an attempted rape subplot (to stay edgy and "real"). For god's sake, make the girl Lieutenant Cable romances exactly 18 and a wannabe-convert Muslim.
On a serious note, it wouldn't be crazy to remake Damn Yankees, How to Succeed..., South Pacific, or Guys and Dolls. If you alter these too much in terms of setting and content, you might as well throw out the entire musical score and start over. Re-setting any of these in the here and now is an idea a college theatre department should explore, but not a studio. Don't send the Musical packing just as Hugh Jackman has declared it "back."
Speaking of, if someone's backing remakes, go ahead and do Carousel with Hugh Jackman. The general public will buy in to Wolverine singing now, he did it on TV. Pair him with Anne Hathaway. The Oscar opening was the best public audition you could ask for, and maybe that's just what it was intended to be. Musical fans have been chomping at the bit for Carousel, give the people what they want.
Read MoreWatching the Watchmen Reviews, vol. 1
I posted my full review earlier, but I wanted to take a moment to comment on things posted in other places that you may have read or heard about the film. First, a timeline of events thus far (sure to be added to once WonderCon attendees in San Francisco see the film in the next 24 hours or so).
Yesterday morning, Variety and The Hollywood Reporter posted their reviews. The day before yesterday Variety reported on the embargo-breaking that has already gone on, where Matt Selman posted something on his TIME-hosted blog in the middle of February, then some random guy no one has heard of posted an unreadable mess on Huffington Post, and then CHUD's Devin Faraci went live with his.
I should point out here that Variety needs to get its facts straight on that last item. CHUD did not break embargo. Devin had express consent from WB before he posted anything. The only place I've seen that information printed is on Twitter, and I thought it bore mentioning here since the Variety writer has refused to correct or retract the implication against Devin. An accusation of unprofessionalism is almost as bad as the repeated instances of Variety doing copy/paste jobs on online articles they claim as their own "exclusives."
The reason Devin got the go-ahead early is that Paramount, who are distributing the movie in the UK, gave /Film permission to run a video review, effectively lifting the embargo in one fell swoop without much WB could do about it.
Hot on CHUD's heels were Drew McWeeny at HitFix and then Harry & Quint at AICN.
In the middle of all these things happening, Jeff posted a half dozen anonymous reviews here on Hollywood Elsewhere that have all bothered me in some respect, some more than others. It felt like most of the reviewers had ulterior motives hidden in their anonymity.
I can understand a reviewer not liking the movie, but what puzzles me is when they go on a takedown crusade when it seems like they may not have paid much attention to the movie in the first place or watched nothing but the trailer, as seems to be the case with Kirk Honeycutt. I'm not calling him a bad guy or anything, but his review reads like he walked into it finding a reason to shit on it more than watch the movie and be open to it.
In his review, he refers multiple times to a superhero team called The Masks...this is never mentioned as a proper name in the film (in fact both "teams" do have specific names that are nothing like that). The character of Rorschach mentions something along the lines of "someone's killing masks," using it as slang for masked superheroes. I just think this movie is not his kind of thing, he knew it going in, and he shut off at a certain point.
He gets into what I think has become all the rage of the fanboy fears in the lead-up to release, questioning the pea-brained, cromagnon general audience's ability to make sense of the damn thing.
Yes, the masses like shutting their brains off when they go see the Mall Cop flavor of movie, that's true, but that does not mean they exclusively want to show up to the theater and shut their brains off every time.
Variety's Justin Chang flat-out calls the movie a whodunnit, and I have to disagree. To read the movie as just some superhero murder mystery would require you to nap throughout. If that's all it were, it'd be boring indeed. It starts out with that procedural vibe to it, but Watchmen blossoms out into something much more philosophical. The "big reveal" of the killer is nothing of the kind.
To use my wife as an example (not of a shut off brain, but of someone unfamiliar with the source book), after we got in the car, she said she was glad it didn't continue as it started out, because we watch enough Law and Order already.
The movie is much more philosophical than that, addressing the concept of humanity and the meaning of existence, and how the most complex sociopolitical systems can be in place and not really matter at the end of the day. Whether you think it's well-done or not, the focus of most of Justin's writing is in telegraphing the plot and giving most of the characters' exposition away rather than talking about why it's so complex. Unlike the movie, I finished his review thinking "that's it?"
I don't think it's fair to assume he has no vested history with the material either, as I think some have. His review, in fact, reads like one of my friends talking about how none of the "morons" who don't read comics or haven't read Watchmen won't "get it" and there's no way it'll make any money after its first weekend.
Harry and Quint have a very deep appreciation for the source material and a very protective emotional reaction going on that I think will cover most of geekdom. The in-pre-production (as I understand it) screenwriter Quint and former producer Harry confirm what is abundantly clear to anyone who goes in without an agenda: it works. Would they make changes had they the magic words, yes.
Drew, formerly Moriarty at AICN, offers an interesting perspective comparing how the comic book elevated its medium and how the movie did the same for him. Devin's review is best read with the spoilers after you've seen the movie, because it's an honest to god cinematic literary analysis, and I think he's dead-on. The problem the last four guys run in to is that they fall into the "geek" category and their a lot of their perspectives honestly may not mean much to anyone outside the source material's fanbase. That's a fair if limp assessment, but it's the Hatfield vs. McCoy argument that plenty of people will be yelling at the internet about over the next week.
The thing that I find most interesting in the mix of all these reviews that have come through is that it seems the harshest potential critics, the fans, are admitting their misgivings about the film but evaluating it on its merits, whereas the other end of the equation is with a wave of its arm declaring the movie something of or a complete fiasco and that only nerds will get it.
At this point, the second weekend to third weekend dropoffs are the only thing you can trust as to Watchmen's success.
Here just as I'm ready to post this article, I find that the esteemed Anne Thompson dropped some comments over on her blog that I find interesting as well, as she comments on the female demographic response based on her viewing a couple days ago.
The thing I'm curious about is if she is inferring the violence and blood (which my wife said she "knew when to close [her] eyes for) will turn women off a repeat go because it's to the same degree as the violence in Saw and Hostel -type films. It's nowhere near that bad, but that does bear mentioning. What The Dark Knight cut away from, Watchmen shows.
More as the reviews flood the internet over the next few days.
Read MoreWatchmen Review
If you do not go to see Watchmen its first or second weekend, you will be missing out on a cinematic event. It'll keep the water cooler talk abuzz very much like The Dark Knight or 300 both did. You'll be playing catch-up. Whether people loved, liked or hated it, you'll be behind the curve having not seen it.
The "geek crowd" went live with their stuff a couple weeks ago when Matt Selman posted on his TIME-hosted blog. The sentiments of others are a mix of effusive praise and "I would have done a couple things different."
Other reviews (Variety, THR) are from people who either aren't into comics or who obscure their familiarity with Watchmen and comics intentionally. They're doing this so they don't get lumped in with the geeks and risk their "general audience" credibility.
I saw Watchmen on Monday night and have finally sifted through my thoughts and had some time to digest it. A great deal of people have already weighed in on this movie, so what's left to be said?
The predominant perspective at play right this moment is that to properly review this movie, you must be either predisposed against it due to its legendary status among the geeks, or a raving fan who can never be pleased. What's needed at this point is context and some distance from knee-jerk reactions that'll start pouring in over the coming days.
So you know where I sit, I've read the serial it's based on, and read comics regularly for some time. I'm not religious in my devotion to the text as are others who've written about it. There's a lot that just carries over from page to screen, but a number of things are changed that work much better as adapted.
You could write a dissertation on deviations from the comic, but I won't. I'll discuss that stuff with friends. Frankly, that's something you will or won't do yourself, so best to not waste your time here. To dispel a couple few notions I've seen dominate current coverage:
The theatrical cut did not need to be longer. If it had been 35 minutes longer (as the Director's Cut is alleged to be), my friend Gy and I would have stuck with it, but my wife would've checked out.
Yes, the big blue tiger thing shows up out of nowhere late in the film with no substantive explanation. Yes, the heroes seem to have some super-strength that doesn't really jive with the rest of the world they've been set up in. There is some speed ramping done, but nothing to the extent of 300, and I think only so that you don't feel dizzy from trying to keep up.
These issues do not in any way sink the film. We're taking for granted that there's an omnipotent blue nuclear man walking around blowing things up.
Malin Akerman is the victim of her character becoming overly-sympathetic in translation, not some deficit in her acting ability. I welcome the more rubbery, caricature Nixon too, especially in the wake of Frost/Nixon.
Bloggers and commenters have been speculating from all sides of the internet, insisting "the general audience will not know what to think!" and I disagree vehemently. People said this about The Matrix, which had a similarly high-concept thing going on. The people who knew what 300 was in advance of the movie's first weekend said the same thing. This cautious criticism was wrong before and is wrong again.
David Mamet recently came to the University of Texas to give a talk before a screening of The Spanish Prisoner, and the thing he said that is most relevant here is that "you start calling the audience stupid...I've met a lot of stupid people in my life, but never a stupid audience. The audience knows."
There is no Dune-like glossary needed. You need not have read the graphic novel. Come ready for a movie that is a spectacle to watch and worth digesting over the hours following as well as over the next few days.
What I find most lacking in the reviews that are out there is that they all seem to be focused squarely on the adaptation and how that harms or helps things rather than how 2009's Americans are actually going to react to this movie.
The sociopolitical commentary struck me as especially relevant in parallel to where we are currently, especially since the next evening after I saw Watchmen, President Obama addressed Congress about his plans for the next year.
All the stodgy old men can't be bothered to care about the future of the country in Watchmen, shrugging their shoulders and continuing their nuclear pissing match. In D.C. on Wednesday night, the same crowd shrugged their shoulders and sat motionless, indifferent to the working classes beneath them. The Republicans are stuck in the "us vs. them" Cold War mentality that permeates the 1985 world of Watchmen. Who give a shit about the rest of the world if I don't win?
This is the most academic, uncomfortable thing Watchmen hits at: the futility of the individual. Most human beings are generally averse to any sort of real criticism, no matter how thick their skin. It's really a feature-length examination of the Cuckoo Clock speech in The Third Man, asking how much any one of us really matters in the grand scheme of things.
Zack Snyder has done interesting work previously, but this is the first time he's absolutely floored me. Some have said that the "slavish" dedication to the original material does the movie a disservice, but I disagree. Had they watered it down and made Watchmen less challenging, then this would just be another superhero action event film.
Watchmen gives credence to the idea that the audience is not as hungry for junk food as everyone is telling us they are. The film has already divided critics and will continue to, but that will only drive more people to see for themselves.
Read MoreLast Chance for Coraline 3D
Today is the last day you can likely catch Coraline in 3D before the Jonas Brothers concert film steals all their screens. As you approach the end of your work day, reflect upon whether you would rather have seen it or missed it.
Presumably, the 3D-ization of Pixar's UP will look great and be worth it, but until later in the year, there isn't much that grabs me as worth the 3D price. The pieces I saw of Monsters vs. Aliens 3D didn't rock me out of my chair at ButtNumbaThon, and I don't expect even Stephen Colbert voicing the President of the US will compel me to see it theatrically on my own dime. Avatar is a can't miss, but the rest of the year in 3D is less clear. I have a followup in the making that covers the 3D landscape this year that'll go up in the next few days.
Read MoreSaw Watchmen but Can't Write About It
What I can mention without breaking my embargo is that the line wrapping around the Alamo Drafthouse went on forever and they turned away tons of people. The Dark Knight was a warmup for the comic book crowd, and I expect this movie to outperform whatever they expect at this point based on the rabid demand I saw last night.
Again, that's based on what I saw before the movie started. Now that I've seen it, that opinion stays the same. As soon as I can share my thoughts, believe you me, I will.
Read MoreThe Other Side of the Wind at Cannes?
By way of Drew McWeeny at HitFix comes this Variety article wherein Peter Bogdanovich drops the news that we could see Orson Welles' The Other Side of the Wind screen this summer at Cannes. Going hypothetical here, how would a film like this potentially qualify for awards consideration, taking for granted that it's illuminating and a definite spectacle to be seen?
There are posthumous awards given every so often, but this is an entirely different thing altogether. Since the film will not have been edited and completed until 2009 (again, assuming), it's a 2009 film that was shot in the 1970s. Will a furore erupt from the west coast when the film's title is mentioned for awards consideration, since the principal participants are mostly dead, and therefore in no need of ego or career boosts?
Hell, I just want to see this film. The fact it could be finished, edited, and seen reignites the hope that somewhere in someone's vault exists the negative for The Magnificent Ambersons, or at least the pre-test screening cut.
Read MoreSXSW announces Fantastic Fest at Midnight Selections
Here's the short version (including emphasis on major interest titles), with the press release after the jump:
Ong Bak 2 (Thailand)
Black (France)
The Haunting in Connecticut (US)
The Horseman (Australia)
Lesbian Vampire Killers (UK)
Pontypool (Canada)
All that bold text is very intentional.
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***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE***
SXSW PRESENTS FANTASTIC FEST AT MIDNIGHT
OFFICIAL SELECTIONS ANNOUNCED
Austin, Texas - February 17, 2008 - The South by Southwest (SXSW) Film Conference and Festival announced the official titles for their new program "SXSW Presents Fantastic Fest at Midnight," kicking off with the International Film Festival Premiere of Ong Bak 2, the most anticipated new action film of the year. Six films from six countries comprise the lineup, featuring four international premieres, one North American premiere and one U.S. Premiere. From horror to action, to comedy and suspense, these six films collectively represent the spectrum of genre films featured in Austin's annual Fantastic Fest. All films will play at midnight at the SXSW Film Festival at the Alamo South Lamar, in addition to the traditional SXSW Midnighters section, which will take place at the Alamo Ritz. The program will feature:
Ong Bak 2 (Thailand)
Director: Tony Jaa. Writer: Panna Rittikrai
Martial-arts superstar Tony Jaa is back in an epic prequel to the 2003 action smash Ong Bak. Cast: Tony Jaa, Sorapong Chatree, Sarunyu Wongkrachang, Nirut Sirichanya, Santisuk Promsiri, Primorata Dejudom (International Film Festival Premiere)
Black (France)
Director: Pierre Laffargue. Writer: Pierre Laffargue, Lucio Mad and Gábor Rassov
A nouveau-blacksploitation adventure awash in black magic, African Mysticism, mutant arms dealers, gargantuan machete-wielding mercenary armies and a truckload of knuckle-sandwiches. Cast: MC Jean Gab'1, Carole Karemera, François Levantal, Anton Yakovlev (World Premiere)
The Haunting in Connecticut (U.S.)
Director: Peter Cornwell. Writer: Adam Simon and Tim Metcalfe
In the tradition of such real-life horror movies as The Exorcist and The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Haunting in Connecticut tells the astounding true story of one family's supernatural ordeal. Cast: Amanda Crew, Elias Koteas, Virginia Madsen, Kyle Gallner, Martin Donovan (International Film Festival Premiere)
The Horseman (Australia)
Director/Writer: Steve Kastrissios
When, Christian Forteski's (Peter Marshall) drug addicted daughter dies after appearing in an amateur Porn Video, he deals with his grief by burning, kicking, smashing and stabbing his way through those responsible. Cast: Peter Marshall, Caroline Marohasy, Brad McMurray, Jack Henry, Evert McQueen (North American Premiere)
Lesbian Vampire Killers (UK)
Director: Phil Claydon. Writer: Paul Hupfield and Stewart Williams
Matthew Horne and James Corden, the comedy duo behind the award-winning BBC comedy series Gavin and Stacey, are two hapless losers whose idyllic country holiday is shattered by the arrival of an army of thirsty lesbian vampires. Cast: Paul McGann, James Corden, Mathew Horne, MyAnna Buring, Silvia Colloca (World Premiere)
Pontypool (Canada)
Director: Bruce McDonald. Writer: Tony Burgess
A seemingly ordinary day's work at the radio station for Grant Mazzy (Stephen McHattie) turns sinister when calls begin to flood the station about violent outbreaks in and around Pontypool. Cast: Stephen McHattie, Lisa Houle, Georgina Reilly, Hrant Alianak, Rick Roberts (U.S. Premiere)
The SXSW Film Festival (March 13 - 21 in Austin, TX) will open on March 13th with a screening of I Love You, Man, directed by John Hamburg and starring Paul Rudd, Jason Segel and Rashida Jones. The complete lineup and schedule can be found at HYPERLINK "http://sxsw.com/film/screenings/films/" http://sxsw.com/film/screenings/films/. SXSW will also host over 60 Film Conference panels, which will take place Friday, March 13 - Tuesday, March 17. For full panel descriptions and participants, visit HYPERLINK "http://www.sxsw.com/film/talks/panels" www.sxsw.com/film/talks/panels. Check out HYPERLINK "http://www.sxsw.com/film" http://www.sxsw.com/film often for more information and updates, and for more information about Fantastic Fest (September 24 - October 1) visit HYPERLINK "http://www.fantasticfest.com" www.fantasticfest.com.
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