"Oh, shit, do I need a smoke."
-after the movie, after a friend asked the guy what he wanted to go do

"How do all those people hit all that C4 with bullets and none of it explodes?"

"Dude, it's just a fucking movie, relax. Who cares?"

"I care."
-two guys debating whether or not everyone should have died at one point

"Oh my God do I wanna do that Puerto Rican guy. Ay papi."

"Isn't he Venezuelan?"

"Nah, he's Cuban, man."
-some hispanic girls just as the credits rolled

"He shot him in the arm. Twice."

"That guy's lying."

"Oh, shit, she was naked, bro."
-our audience narrator

"Should I add Chinegro to the list, or Hispasian?"
-a friend commenting on the race/ethnicity choices in the post-show report he was filling out